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[grrgoyle]

If Voldemort were to appear on your doorstep dressed in his intimidating yet crisp Death Eater's garb and staring at you beseechingly with his deep, heavy lidded, snakelike eyes. Probing you. Disrobing you. And pointing one long partially decayed Finger o' Truth over your heart and asking you, "What have you done for me, The Great and Magnificent

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[dracoisyourking]

Gregory, you continue to astound me. Not only did you make these magnificent bracelets, but you managed to get a Gryffindor to help you.

I'll take one in black, for myself, and I would like to discuss a larger order with you privately later on.

Have you considered adding a green version? If you do, I will have to make another order.

Good Job!

[grrgoyle]

Aw, Draco! I am blushing and I can't stop!

Your orders are coming, and I have considered making green bracelets! I am not quite sure what to name then yet...

[waitingfortom]

The moment, and I mean THE MOMENT I see you, YOUR FACE IS GETTING SLAPPED WITH A PHALLUS!

[potter_mouth]

YOU HAVE A PHALLUS! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!\

SOMEBODY OWES ME FIVE GALLEONS NOW!

[waitingfortom]

WHAT THE HELL?!

I don't have a phallus! I gave it to Neville!

[grrgoyle]

Weasley #7,

Don't you think you are coming on a bit too strongly? I like you and all, but only in a big brother/best friends sort of way, you know?

I am sure that this is just a short term infatuation, brought out by my fame for inventing WWVD?. You will get over me.

Hopefully.

[iloatheyouall]

I like the black one.

[grrgoyle]

Thanks, Millie! The black ones, I think- complements your deep and brooding personality as well as your inner anguish over not having the one you love, love you back...

Yes. It's sad but true.

The Dark Lord hates Halfbloods.

[paparazzi_colin]

You see this is why we dont want to go to london with you!!!

[grrgoyle]

Huh? What did I do?

[paparazzi_colin]

Um lets start with your psychotic dark lord obsession!!!!!

[grrgoyle]

Eh? I would think that that was a good thing!

[potter_mouth]

I'LL TAKE THE LOT.

[grrgoyle]

They are rather nifty, aren't they?

All proceeds of WWVD? bracelets go straight to the diepotterdie foundation!

With your generous donation, we are one step closer to purchasing a Magical Nuke that will be aimed straight at the vicinity of Potter's arsehole.

Thank you!!

[potter_mouth]

I DO WHAT I CAN.

[paparazzi_colin]

Oh, Harry.
You cant see it because I'm typing, but I'm shaking my head at you right now, rather sadley!!