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[grrgoyle]

If Voldemort were to appear on your doorstep dressed in his intimidating yet crisp Death Eater's garb and staring at you beseechingly with his deep, heavy lidded, snakelike eyes. Probing you. Disrobing you. And pointing one long partially decayed Finger o' Truth over your heart and asking you, "What have you done for me, The Great and Magnificent

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[reallyquiteevil]

Oh yes.

Er.

Exactly as it should be.

Keep up the dark work, then. Never say live. Etc etc.

[grrgoyle]

I love you.

[terryclothrags]

It's a good thing no one makes 'What Would Dumbledore Do?' bracelets. Can you imagine the collosal tonnage of bathwater that would take?

[grrgoyle]

No. But I can imagine that the sales of 'What Would Dumbledore Do' bracelets would plummet as quickly as Professor's McGonagall's drawers if you propositioned her.

I hope that mental image gives you nightmares. Just as your Bob Williams has done to me.

[terryclothrags]

You're never going to forgive me for that, are you?

[grrgoyle]

Well. The Lord does teach us to forgive and let live...

Oh, wait- no! That was Bob Williams! Haha! Silly me!

[lookscomefirst]

Those bracelets are rather tacky.

[grrgoyle]

Take that back, Parvati! Take that back!

I will have you know that these bracelets were custom made by yours truly as well as a Irish Beadmaster! No two bracelets are exactly the same! They are of the highest quality and beaded with a teaspoon of good intentions and pinch of Dark Lord love!

You, Parvati, just lack in taste.

[lookscomefirst]

I am insulted! I do not lack in taste. It's not my fault your bracelets are tacky and cheap! You should have chosen better materials to work with in the first place!

[grrgoyle]

Ew. There is a giant bogey lying on your chest, Parvati!

Oh. That is just a part of your suit?

If my bracelets are tacky and cheap, at least I have the consolation of knowing that they are not the only thing that is tacky and cheap around here!!

[hufflepuff4life]

I'm torn between being offended and ordering three.

I'll get back to you.

[grrgoyle]

!NET YUB !NET YUB !NET YUB !NET YUB

Just a catchy rhyme I made up. Read through it carefully.

[hufflepuff4life]

!YLEKIL YDOOOLB TON !YLEKIL YDOOOLB TON !YLEKIL YDOOOLB TON

Little rhyme of my own, there.

I will take three, though. I am offended, but amusement is winning out right now.

You wouldn't happen to have any of those "Tories for Voldemort" t-shirts, then, would you?

[grrgoyle]

Thanks! It's been a pleasure doing business with you, Justin!

And why are you buying three anyway? One for yourself, one for Pansy and one for... Houseboy??

[harvestnarcissi]

Would it be possible for Draco to bring some home with him? Luci-love would like two, one in the traditional black, and another in Muggle Carcass Red.

Thank you ever so.

[grrgoyle]

Sure Mrs. Malfoy! I am running a bit low on Muggle Carcass red, but I will be sure to make a couple more right now!

Oh, bloody hell. I think Seamus might have ate all the red beads in his wild, drunken state. Let me, er- poke him with a stick to see what he did to them.

[drunkirishdude]

OW! That bloody hurt, you git! And I did not eat the red ones, I ate the blue ones. They were quite tasty, thank you!