Comments | grrgoyle: Witchery! Witchcraft!! You W*tch!

grrgoyle

Witchery! Witchcraft!! You W*tch!

Mar 24, 2005 16:53

Do NOT be ALARMED.I have been led to believe that there may be a witch or two within our midst. The spawns of Satan have risen from the fiery underbelly of Hell and have infiltrated the good and pristine confines of Evil Hogwart’s School of W- and W…-well, I forget. But rest assured the witches here are up to no good. They are here to drives us ( Read more... )

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waitingfortom March 24 2005, 18:58:35 UTC

Query: Why are you concerned with green skin? Green is a perfectly good colour for skin, particularly skin that is no longer living. Some of the most relied-upon people at this school have green skin.

Is that a headpiece associated with young newborn humans?

Definition: A witch is a magically endowed female of the human species. Wizard is the male variety. Since Finch-Fletchley is male, he cannot be a witch.

However, he IS a Mudblood, and THAT is indeed a crime.

grrgoyle March 24 2005, 19:36:33 UTC

Because green skin is the colour of a green lemon.

No, this headpiece is to cover my sexual organs. My ears are for my future wife's eyes only.

Have your ever considered putting on a bit of lotion? Your skin looks a wee bit parched. And decayed. Some might find it attractive, but I, Goody Goodlove, find it vaguely off putting.

waitingfortom March 25 2005, 04:20:46 UTC

Clarification: Lotion is useless to me now. My skin does not behave as in life, so there is no bringing new moisture and freshness to it.

Iritation: I care not what Goody Goodlove cares for. If my master is not offended by it, I will not attempt to change it. I have more important things to do than manage my skin.

terryclothrags March 25 2005, 11:30:46 UTC

Some of the most relied-upon people at this school have green skin? Oh yeah? Name one. And not yourself.

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purebloodyay March 24 2005, 19:41:59 UTC

Though you were given 'toothpicks and ceramic jugs' as those tools available to your Muggle Torture study this weekend, Mr Goyle, I feel I ought to reassign to you 'fire.' For this kindness I expect great results. My desk, Monday.

grrgoyle March 24 2005, 19:58:48 UTC

Stop acting like such a witch, Professor and give me a break.

The butter won't churn itself you know!

purebloodyay March 24 2005, 23:27:58 UTC

Monday.

Or else.

reallyquiteevil March 24 2005, 19:43:57 UTC

I'm afraid I have some bad news for you, kid.

grrgoyle March 24 2005, 20:01:16 UTC

What?

The yearly corn husking festival is canceled this year?!

reallyquiteevil March 24 2005, 21:37:51 UTC

Uh. No.

See, there is one prevailing quality common among all students here at Hogwarts School for Evil and Also Evil.

grrgoyle March 24 2005, 22:01:43 UTC

Corn Husking. Our love for Corn Husking.

The students within Hogwarts School for Evil and Also Evil are all bounded by their pure and unadulterated love for all things corn husking.

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terryclothrags March 25 2005, 00:51:48 UTC

Goodman.

What kind of follower of Christ are you supposed to be? Have you not heard 'thou shalt not kill'? What about 'judge not lest ye be judged'? Jesus loves us all, wizards, witches and muggles.

grrgoyle March 25 2005, 02:21:53 UTC

Huh. That sounds like the exact sort of thing that a (!!) QUAKER (!!) would say.

Not that I dare accusing you of anything, Goody Boot.

terryclothrags March 25 2005, 11:37:22 UTC

Who bloody introduced you to the Word of God? He did a bloody terrible job of it. You're missing the whole point of the Good News.

But you did! You just accused me of being a Quaker. I don't even know how I would tell if I was a Quaker. Am I a Quaker just because I use my brain?