God forbid you just be happy about something, Leigh. Heaven fucking forbid you just be happy with actually being happy. You fucktard. Stop doing this! It's alright! You don't need to go meddling around, I've got this covered. Just fucking go with it for once. I mean I swear to god, you're never going to learn if you don't learn now. Like right this ( Read more... )

I always forget how completely miserable math lecture is. Holy hell. Nothing moves slower than this. This guy either has no interest in engaging a classroom or has no idea how. And it just keeps getting fucking colder. Gradually, slightly more frigid, as if the fabric of time itself is actually freezing. I am in one of College Math's three jaws ( Read more... )

 I think my roommate's dad is gonna buy us a 37-inch television. Suddenly the world ain't such a bad place.

 I'm totally sane and uninteresting. There's nothing to be afraid of.

I finally put up an "under construction" page on my website. Nobody whom I'm friends with on livejournal has seen my business card, but it looks like a tiny version of that page, basically. NOTE: Page is actually under construction.

So what's up?

I recently found out that if I sit down and start mashing away at keyboard keys, in a few moments I'm typing out paragraphs. However, I'm on sentence No. 2 and I'm finding it's a little more difficult when you're not catching up with ex-lovers. Both of whom went to art school. I can't decide which one to call my first sexual experience, because ( Read more... )

TO: YOU, FROM: IT

I made a music recently.
Boogie

Last night I spent about $250 buying clothes at AmericanApparel.net and UrbanOutfitters.com. A lot of that was underwear. I'm switching to briefs. I spent $65 on jeans. Two raglan shirts were in the mix. I had to take $150 out of savings to pay for it. But what was I saving up for, anyway? What the fuck can you do with $825 in savings? That's ( Read more... )

Full of scorpions and death slugs, a road of death spikes squawks into view, like a hungry death bird, covered in melty fuck sludge. It beckons to me ever so gently, in traditional death-spike-road dialect, by grabbing me with its ugly tentacles and shoving me head-first into its huge disgusting spike mouth ass hole. Ahead of me lies great ( Read more... )