So, back from Poland and didn’t get dumplinged, wodka poisoning or frost bite. All good. Gdansk is so pretty even if parts of it are sill being rebuilt and the cute buildings are overlooked by huge cranes. Was surprised how quite it was, guess not tourist season but didn't seem to be many Gdanskians about, apart from Sunday when it went a bit 80's ( Read more... )

I'm once again contemplating my life in plastic bags, and they are sprouting from the lounge floor, all pod-like with a bit of the poisonous mushroom about them.  They are many, disorganised, and I thought packing would be helped with wine. So the bottle has gone and I have burnt my tea into a big ricey mush, which will be eased down with a can of ( Read more... )

There goes the weekend of serious pie. I finally finished my dinners but not without getting really grumpy about steamed courgettes and talks from pompous elderly judges, who you cant quite make out because their jowls wobble every bleeding word. Was tempered with very nice wine, port and mockery with Catherine, which is always unwholesome snarly ( Read more... )

*sings* I have mange, I have fleas, I have water on my knees....but only cos its raining.
do de dum there goes the festive update.
sleep

If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? Laugh, check his qualifications and then announce the second coming...or the antichrist (mwohahaha nurture not nature damnit)

When was the last time you flew in a plane? End of august, back from egypt.

What did the last text message you sent say? Done!

What features do you ( Read more... )

Funny thing about Manchester.....you can only buy big black buttons in Bury.  I'd be annoyed if it wasn't so ridiculous.

How do you think your last ex deserves to die?

Buried in nachos then mobbed to death by hot black chix.

2. List three words to describe your mother.

Scary (according to my friends), generous and caring.

3. When & How did you meet your best friend?
humm, 3rd year secondary school, we were in writing club but got more friendly after some drunken bush ( Read more... )

Weekend of dildos, wine, simulated sex positions, throat spray and spending most of sunday in bed....no, I have not found a new profession. Although....christmas is very expensive.

Still trying to get over being dry humped doggy style by a girl from work in a room of screeching women.

Jen and her sister have a lot to answer for.

There's wrongness afoot when:
Some toe jam puts antioxidents in diet coke
Beowulf is a comptuer game
The back of yout throat looks like a bum

WTF?!?