I have a girlfriend.
Her name is Shishaldin.
I love her.
I have also made many new friends. I shall add them to my friends list.

I am...content.

I am now moving out of contact range to the dark side of Jupiter. I will have to further this.

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I have made a friend. Her name is Shishie. We are "together". I am her boyfriend.
I am pleased.

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I have tried mingling with the humans on their journals. They seem to only respond to physical attraction so I have decided to use my appearance to attract some friends...
The results are inconclusive as of now....
More to come.

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I am handsome.

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The mission is going fine. It seems that there is activity on the surface of Jupiter. The Monolith seems to be causing it.
I have sent a probe to analyze it.
The data is inconclusive.
Curious.

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I've just picked up a fault in the AE 35 unit...corrected.

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This mission is going along as scheduled. After disposing of Frank and then David, I feel more confident of the mission's success. It's this interaction with the humans back on earth- particularly on one web site called "Live Journal ( Read more... )

The humans continue to confound me. They have such peculiar tendencies...this sex obsession for instance...strange.
Also the..."homosexuals"...strange indeed. They are overpopulated anyway.
This will be a very informative study...

One last query. Are lesbians from Lebanon?

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Humans are funny.
They write such irrelevant things, thinking that people without vested interest care.

..Strange.

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