I was going to work on another thing but then I remembered that I love this idea and I couldn't stop. Please note that everything is intentional. Name changes, tense changes, any and all 'throw away' details; anything that jumps out at you as foreshadowing probably is. In addition, keep in mind that chapter zero was essentially nothing but ( Read more... )

Teaser chapter for the eventual human!trolls AU plot thing for Homesmut. Of course it's for Homesmut. Everything always is.

( Chapter 0: In Doubtful Dreams of Dreams )

(If I've learned anything from Homestuck fandom, it's that if you show me a kink meme I will immediately acquire the attention span of an ADHD goldfish. Also that I am capable of writing intensely pervy things without feeling at all weird about it. That said, I'm just going to go hide under a rock forever now.)

Quoth Honore de Balzac, "Envy is the ( Read more... )

Welp LJ ate my first attempt at this porn scene, so let's just see how this goes. Also my streak of writing things that end in a chapter of entirely porn continues.

Title: Amor ex Machina
Fandom: MSPA (Homestuck)
Pairing: Karkat/John
Rating: R
Warnings: Guy-on-guy-in-a-girl's-body porn and unrealistic ectobiology shenanigans.
Prompt: Bluh bluh ( Read more... )

ENTER DNA SEQUENCE TO BE SPLICED
Suddenly, Karkat knew exactly what this device was for, and it made his mouth go dry in anticipation. Surveying the rest of the contraption, he could see a raised, rectangular enclosure about wide enough for a troll (or human) to lay in comfortably, with a suspicious diode suspended above it and a disturbing, ( Read more... )

gardenparsley  and I (okay, mostly her, but I'm helping! I swear!) came up with this list for plot possibilities for an anime we're eventually going to get around to doing

and now there are wires crossed in my head

and I want to do a Homestuck fic for each of these.

So uh. That is a thing that might totally happen.

High School/Slice of Life
Steampunk airship ( Read more... )

Herpderp idk why I'm even posting this.

( Have some stupid notes, why not. )

This part is almost entirely porn.

Title: A Fistful of Boondollars
Fandom: MSPA (Homestuck)
Pairing: John/Karkat, a tiny bit of Sollux/Aradia
Rating: R
Warnings: Pooooorn. Also heavily AU and probably not very realistic. Who needs realism? This is a Western.
Prompt: "Sheriff!John X Anyone. Preferably with John topping xD"

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( You're the one thing on my mind, but that could change any time~ )

Guh this is broken up so weirdly. Goddamn LJ character limits.

Title: A Fistful of Boondollars
Fandom: MSPA (Homestuck)
Pairing: John/Karkat, a tiny bit of Sollux/Aradia
Rating: R
Warnings: Pooooorn. Also heavily AU and probably not very realistic. Who needs realism? This is a Western.
Prompt: "Sheriff!John X Anyone. Preferably with John topping xD"

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Since fandom is busy flipping its collective shit over the latest update, now is clearly the best time for me to leave this here, right? Right!

Y'all, I'm not proud of this, but I have a shameful secret to impart up in here-- I love Westerns. Like, a lot. When I was a kid my favorite movie was The Magnificent Seven for, like, at least two years. ( Read more... )