A phone gets passed to me through the bathroom door.
Me: Hello?
Dad: Hello. What are you doing?
Don't say dyeing your armpithair pink don't say dyeing your armpit hair pink don't say dyeing your armpit hair pink
Me: Dyeing my..... armpit hair..... pink?
Dad: Oh.
Oops.Dad: So what have you been up to lately
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