Note: Inspired by Retail Hell. I forget how I got stuck with the problem, only how I got rid of it, and the feeling of accomplishment that followed ( Read more... )

The Overlord had paid a handsome fee of several dozen large, shiny coins for her golden wetsuit. The tailor had wondered what a ferret could possibly want with a wetsuit, but he needn’t have been so confused ( Read more... )

AN: Both of these scenes occur sometime after the last one I posted. Pardon the gaping hole in between ( Read more... )

The woman extended her hand, and the Evil Ferret Overlord crept over, sniffed her hand and shook it cautiously. Keeper rewarded her with another treat ( Read more... )

What it was, was a large, potted plant, lit by several glowing grow lights. It appeared to be a sort of cross between a fern and a Venus flytrap. It raised a frond and waved at them, and opened it’s pod, revealing two neat rows of grinning, pointed fangs ( Read more... )

( the weapons )

( this way )

Author's Note: Apologies for the briefness. Details at sparkleferretAlter returned to the edge of the pool and climbed onto the overlord’s outstretched hand, and stepped delicately onto the edge of the pool. She shook off the water, and headed off for a pile of warm-looking towels to burrow in. Keeper was none too pleased, as he had only just recently washed ( Read more... )

Author's note: I'm sure I will need at least two paragraphs between the previous installment and this oneAlter surveyed the pool for that one special minnow; one that could be given a chomp and a gulp. The one that could fill Alter’s belly with minimal effort. She zeroed in on a flash of silver, and slipped into the water, not realizing that ( Read more... )

Thanks to Nessa, and Elisa from Project Runway, I now have plot bunnies. Crack is the best!
( The stash is this way )