Just making a post to save the comm and all its incredibly detailed sporkings. I'd hate to have the comm annihilated for inactivity, and LJ is going to start deleting inactivate accounts soon ( Read more... )

Well, this community is deader than Dumbledore. SIGH.

So, what is a spork anyway?

Chapter One - Dudley Demented (jmonkeylover and prozac_fidelus)
Chapter Two - A Peck of Owls (jmonkeylover and prozac_fidelus)
Chapter Three - The Advance Guard (the7bells)
Chapter Four - Number Twelve Grimmauld Place fera_festiva and evil_underlord
Chapter Five - The Order of the Phoenix
Chapter Six - The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black prozac_fidelus
Chapter Seven - The Ministry of Magic
Chapter Eight - The Hearing yamievandarChapter Nine - The Woes ( Read more... )

Now that sporkhpmovie is underway, I'm curious to know who would like to spork OotP? It's my second favorite book of the series, and the other mods have expressed admiration for it, but I can see plenty of sporkable things about it. Harry's CAPSLOCK OF RAGE is surely the father of his chest-monster, and does the last, say, third of the book really make sense? ( Read more... )

This chapter was a collaboration by gehayi and underlucius

In which we are in danger of being bored to death were it not for a brilliant commentary by Luna, JKR can't tell the difference between various parts of the castle, and Dobby doesn't impress me with his helpfulness.

( SPORK! )

In which Hermione shows how she's NOT the cleverest witch of her age, Scrimgeour shows he can't count to two, and Harry is a selfish git. Again.

( Spork! )

In which Fleur shows class, Tonks makes a scene, Harry is stupid, selfish and insensitive, and we are told repeatedly that Gandalf Rasputin Dumbledore is DEAD.

( Also, there is an abundance of swooning, continuity is deader than James and Lily, and I quote Monty Python. )

In which Dumbledore catches his death of cold, which explains why he suddenly sounds like Darth Vader, JKR can't count to "LOTS" and I accuse Mr Black in the Astronomy Tower with the wand.

( Spork! )

In which Dumbledore and Harry enter the Mines of Moria, Dumbledore drinks poison, the Inferi make an all-too-brief appearance, and our heroes forget nearly every alternative that might possibly have been useful.

( Also, Harry fails completely as a hunter of Horcruxes. )

In which Ginny compares and contrasts tattoos, Trelawney talks about the circumstances surrounding the Prophecy, Harry gets capslocky, and Dumbledore is displeased that, for once, his beliefs aren't being accepted as facts.

( Also, another Tarot card makes an appearance, and we learn something about witches and recycling. )