[The Captain is browsing around the shops. Finding something cheap, festive, and in plenty of stock. He is buying a lot of them. Snow globes, tree ornaments, small stuffed animals (not teddy bears), and other festive trinkets ( Read more... )

[The Captain, even if he was compelled, felt like trying to be the hero again. It ended well with him being crippled and later dieing. Needless to say, it was pretty horrible.

The Captain now has finally taken out his regain. Putting it on and taking a walk out to Makeout Point. Alcohol was probably involved.

A)You can see The Captain ( Read more... )

[THE CAPTAIN is being an idiot. After a little compulsion from a not so nice troll, a bit of alcohol and his normal anger issues The Captain has decided to be a hero and show the town what he is made of. He is not the side kick, he is not the back up, he is the ☠☠☠☠ hero ( Read more... )

[The Captain made a mistake, like usual. The phone would be knocked off the hook during his panic. The call goes out to the town.]

"AAAAAHHHH!! No! Get them off, get them off!!!! Why are they biting me!?!?!? ☠☠☠☠!!!"

( [To Those at 950 Beulah Street.] )

[ After a confusing conversation with a strange young man. The Captain is putting out a call to the town.]

"Okay people, I got a question. Who here has read comic books back home?"

[The Captain is sure the guy was just crazy. Mostly sure.]

[The Captain is working at the Pharmacy ( Read more... )

[A box arrives for The Captain!

He is so pleased to see it as he came to check the morning mail. So pleased that he didn't bother to take the box inside to open it.]

Come on, ☠☠☠☠ kicking super strength!

[Then he saw what was inside. The Captain's face turns from joy to pure rage as he stomps on the box and then kicks it into the yard. ( Read more... )

[The Captain is stumbling down your street! Yes YOUR street!

This is pretty normal. Though this time he ISN'T DRUNK!

He is, in fact, a wandering zombie! His body is rotting! He smells terrible like usual, even worse than usual! Half his teeth have rotted out! His one arm has fallen off! What do you do ( Read more... )

[The Captain could be found stumbling down the street. He is very drunk. But he is making his way with a purpose. His mood is grim and he isn't stopping to piss in your bushes or otherwise assault your foliage ( Read more... )

[After a short conversation with RED Medic, The Captain went rummaging around his house for something long and blunt.

He finds a golf club, because it seems he golfs!

Going to the phone he makes the brief call to the town, unfiltered because he is good like that.]So is anyone actually going to trust those RED guys to hold the hospital ( Read more... )