[The Captain would wake up screaming, again. This time not knocking the phone off the hook. Taking his time to catch his breath, he grunts and gets out of bed.

Looking next door, he sees that the house next door got burned out and grimaces. Walking his way over to the phone, finally getting the hint that going outside is a mistake.]

[Call]
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[The Captain, after the events listed here, will be seen out on the street when the Hazmats and Flamethrowers come calling.

He chucks a mostly empty bottle of alcohol at them and sputters off a few drunken curses before getting reminded he isn't invincible anymore.

A few screams, some thrashing and down The Captain goes.

The Captain is dead!]
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[The Captain is on the prowl!

He is wandering down your street! Yes, your street ( Read more... )

[The Captain is back! This call goes out to the town.

The Captain wakes up screaming in fear and pain, thrashing under the blankets as if they are trying to pin him down. Knocking the phone off the hook.]

☠☠☠☠! GET OFF! EVERYONE RUN! WE'RE ☠☠☠☠! ☠☠☠☠ YOU!

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[The Captain is in your house! efficiency apartment.Yes, he has broken in again. Yes, he is drunk. This time though with a purpose ( Read more... )

[The Captain handled his depression like he always did ( Read more... )

[The Captain was purposefully ignoring Ema's call. He had so many other problems. He called from someone else's house. He's afraid to go home.]Uhh... so I got a personal question ( Read more... )

[The Captain is walking down the street ( Read more... )

[The Captain is...

BUILDING A TREE HOUSE!Well, he's trying. He has boards. He has a shovel for some apparent reason. He is trying to hit screws through boards with a hammer. He started painting some of the boards before putting them up. It's probably dangerous to stand on any of the boards stuck between branches ( Read more... )

[The Captain, sounding surprisingly sober, would make a general call to the entire town. Unfiltered of course.]

Hey, anyone out there know how to sew?

Oh yeah, Vince or whatever the ☠☠☠☠ your name was, are you still around or did you get droned for good?

[He'd wait, he wasn't sure if anyone would answer but it was worth a shot.]