[After being murdered horrifically, again, The Captain will spend the morning drinking the dead man’s hangover away. Sometime tonight, he sobers up and gives a call to the town.][[Phone | Unfiltered ( Read more... )

[The Captain was back from a strange dream about running around town as a kid. Maybe it was repressed memories coming back up again and mixing with current trauma? This is what he got for not drinking in a couple of weeks...

So The Captain makes a call to the town. Remembering that he had plans.]

[[Phone | Unfiltered]]"Hey! This is The ( Read more... )

[The Captain is a child! He's an average little kid with goofy ears and black hair. He's used to wandering strange streets and finding ways to amuse himself. He seems very cheerful and is usually laughing ( Read more... )

[The Captain has stepped out into his yard, carrying a toaster. Hopefully his wife and kid won't miss it ( Read more... )

( [Action! To those at 950 Beulah Street] )

[The Captain has been scarce since the start of Christmas. That might be because he spent an most of a week waking up every morning only to try to dig himself out from under a pile of coal. Each time he died ( Read more... )

[Thanks to sending more than one letter, it seems The Captain's requests did not go over so well. His house is completely filled with coal!

Anyone looking for will have to find him somewhere under this mess.

Though just a warning to all who try.

The Captain is dead.]

[The Captain is really creeped out by this radio broadcast.

Time to drunk dial.

With anger!

Call to the town!]

"☠☠☠☠ you radio station. ☠☠☠☠ you town. ☠☠☠☠ this ☠☠☠☠."

[Some muttering and then a long, slow breath.]"Okay. ☠☠☠☠ it ( Read more... )

[The Captain walks by mailboxes and feels the compulsion. In fact, he is pretty easy to compel. Sadly, he has a fatal flaw in this matter.

The Captain makes a call. Unfiltered, because The Captain doesn't know how to do that.]

"Lucas, Ken, Sakura? Any of you guys around? I have a favor to ask."

[The Captain has been stocking trinkets boxes and wrapping paper. After talking with some of the town he comes to the conclusion that the town wouldn't let them do this gift giving on Christmas anyways.

Also, to prove miltianbunny wrong, he got himself a poorly fitting Santa costume ( Read more... )