Applied for a job at Sal's and shit. Pulled weeds this morning. Got shit-face wasted a few days ago and passed out in my own vomit...But not before I slammed my head on the railing of my bed when I fell down and pissed all over the bathroom floor because I thought I was on the toilet...Possibly one of my best moments. Got stoned off my ass last ( Read more... )

I feel like a supermodel right now. I made my hair big and wavy and put lots of make-up on and shit...not that I'm going anywhere...just bored. Got report card...I fucked up in Geometry BADLY...might have to retake it next year...not good. Well, I suppose I deserve it being as I never did my homework in that class once and played guessing games on ( Read more... )

You Are a Traveler Soul
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This is just years of repression being purged in the worst way...on the internet. I'd like to begin with what it means to me for someone to be an inbred chickenshit such as a certain individual that will remain anonymous to save my own ass ( Read more... )

I thought this was interesting...nonetheless bullshit though http://everystudent.com/wires/loveorlust.html

Just if any of you feel like reading it

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Dropped the cell phone down the toilet...twice in one week=not good for cell phone. I found a new joy in my otherwise dull existence...TANNING IN THE BACKYARD! when you overlook the dog shit surrounding you, possibility of sunburn, skin cancer, heat stroke, wasps and other dangers of the outside world it's very enjoyable...almost relaxing. Let me ( Read more... )

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Do you have and glue and thumbtacks? I trying to make...a tilt-o-whirl. No? Alright then rubber bands it is. OH SWEET LORD I CUT MYSELF ON THE RUBBERBANDS, do you have any adhesive strips? No? Then how the hell am I going to make the merry-go-round. Do you have any black tar heroin? No? oh ok...shit ( Read more... )

Dont you fucking hate it when people call you...and you dont know who they are and they act all gay because they think they've got some sort of supreme "you dont know who this is heehee" power. This kid calls me and I'm like "hello?" and some chick on the other line mimicks me and I'm like totally gone at the moment so I'm like "whoa...hello?" and ( Read more... )

Yo, what is up muh niggas. The magical N word that Miss Cowart would rather burn out her tongue than say even in the privacy of her own home. Well sam was having what she considers to be a damn sexy day...got laid, took a test, got laid in 15 minutes, took another test and got laid all afternoon...even in the car ride home. I had that Gwen Stefani ( Read more... )