'Nuff with the socialfyin' - Show me the money

[her0ofcanton]

Name's Jayne Cobb. Been wandrin' this old verse for awhile. Cap'n made me a better offer'n the last hwoon dahn I was workin' for, so here I am, part of the crew of Serenity. It's a good berth. Got my own bunk in my own room, kitchen rights, good grub, decent pay and I gets to shoot me all the bad guys Mal says I can. Hell, toss in some sex, I'd be

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[tightpants_cptn]

Jayne....

[bitsandfluids]

I think he likes you, Captain~.

[her0ofcanton]

Just cuz I ain't shot him yet don't mean I like him none.

[bitsandfluids]

Whatever you say~.

[trueb1ue]

...Isn't Jayne a girl name?

[upyourscolonel]

Don't poke fun at the knife wielding maniac. :(

[trueb1ue]

I'm not scared of a knife.

[upyourscolonel]

Oh, cool.

Then poke fun at him all you like.

[omgrunaway]

Is that a kn-kn-ife in your i-c-c-con?????

[trueb1ue]

Jacuzzi. This is a relaxing time.

[omgrunaway]

I-i-it is??

[trueb1ue]

Yeah. He's over the computer. Not behind you or something.

[nicotine_patch]

God dammit.

[her0ofcanton]

Don't be getting all excitable-like. I ain't never hurt a woman less'n she deserved it. You ain't got a thing to worry your pretty head over.

[nicotine_patch]

Excuse me?

[her0ofcanton]

Well, hell! You ain't no woman.

What you want to go 'round impersonatin' one for?

[eyesocketparty]

....You would be the scary Jayne that River spoke of with an unhealthy love for a very large gun, then.

[nicotine_patch]

Who hits on MEN.

[eyesocketparty]

Who doesn't around here?

[nicotine_patch]

I fucking hate all of you. Like. Seriously.