"Phases" [7a/??]
anonymous
May 22 2010, 04:01:36 UTC
Wow, over a month since an update? Sorry guys. School was kicking into high gear. But now it's out! I've been busy with other things too, though, like working with my friends to finish cosplay materials for an upcoming convention. I'm going to be Russia, haha.
Once again, sorry for the long wait. It didn't help that this chapter just kept getting longer and longer. -o-; Without further ado, here it is!Phase 7: Alien Life Forms
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"Phases" [7b/??]
anonymous
May 22 2010, 04:02:17 UTC
As Russia made his way toward the living room, he began to hear America's exasperated voice speaking. Curious, he focused on listening as he got nearer.
“Yes I know what today is. No, I didn't forget,” America said. His back was turned to Russia, who stood watching the one-sided conversation from the doorway. A short pause passed and he continued, “Yes, we're bringing the baby! I just answered that, like, twice!”
Russia cleared his throat, and America startled slightly and turned toward the noise. The younger nation waved, then pointed to the cell phone before rolling his eyes and using his free hand to mimic endless chattering. “O-okay. Okay. Yes. No, we won't be late. Or we won't be if somebody would let me hang up
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"Phases" [7c/??]
anonymous
May 22 2010, 04:03:50 UTC
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“They're late!”
The other nations in the meeting room turned to look at England. Some were sitting, others standing and milling around, and a few were even standing at the coffee machine waiting their turn with bleary, jet-lagged bags beneath their eyes.
“Angleterre, it's been two minutes,” France said, propping his elbow on the table and dropping his scraggly chin onto the palm of his hand. “They're not the only ones who are still absent
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"Phases" [7e/??]
anonymous
May 22 2010, 04:05:59 UTC
“Ve~! I'm the number 'S'!”
“That's a 5, Italy,” Germany said. His voice was slightly muffled given that his hands had come up to cover his face in embarrassment. A slip with the word “Four” on it poked out between his middle and index fingers.
“Oh, I see,” Italy said. After a moment, he continued, “Germany, is that higher or lower than 'S'?”
“'Banned from touching'?” Spain asked, staring at his slip with incredulity. “Just because I appreciate adorable children doesn't mean-”
“You used an unmarked white van with tinted windows to drive here, Spain!” Romano growled
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"Phases" [7f/??]
anonymous
May 22 2010, 04:07:15 UTC
“That's okay. Just hold her securely and I'm sure you'll be fine,” America said. He reached into a small baby supplies bag at his hip and pulled out a pink pacifier from one of the pockets. He brought the object up to Anastasia's lips, and the baby eagerly began to suck on it. “This should help calm her down a little if all the passing around makes her start to feel like an unwanted fruitcake at Christmas
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"Phases" [7g/??]
anonymous
May 22 2010, 04:08:18 UTC
“She is just a little baby. She thought that your fighting meant that you were going to hurt her. You are scaring her.”
“It won't happen again!”
“Oui! It was never our intention to-”
“Kolkolko-“IVAN,” America warned as he took the whimpering baby into his arms and began to pat her back. “Do you know what would really scare her? Seeing you bludgeon a couple of noisy jerks into a pulp
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"Phases" [7h/??]
anonymous
May 22 2010, 04:09:16 UTC
Very late that night, Russia and America were having a difficult time with Anastasia. She was typically a rather easy baby, having taken relatively fast and well to sleeping long periods during the night. Tonight, however, she was incredibly cranky and upset
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"Phases" [7i/??]
anonymous
May 22 2010, 04:10:59 UTC
Meanwhile, it was midmorning in Germany's house. He was slightly jet-lagged from the long trip, but he had somehow managed to sleep a few hours on his flight back to Europe, so it wasn't as bad as it could be. In fact, he even had the rest of the day off just to recuperate
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Re: "Phases" [7i/??]
anonymous
May 22 2010, 04:49:54 UTC
First, New York! I cackled at that. Did America manage to keep NY's parentage from England or is England in denial?
Second, this chapter is pure awesomeness. From England being grandpa/other babydaddy to Russia's numbering system to Spain's white van to America's flippant attitude to Russia's violence to the adorable FrUK moment.
First, New York! I cackled at that. Did America manage to keep NY's parentage from England or is England in denial?
LOL. Probably a combination of the two. I can see America using lies of omission rather than blatant lies, like being kind of vague and always skirting the issue by finding some distraction. England, meanwhile, would invent increasingly implausible explanations on why a couple of "his" states look a little... different.
To be fair, England is likely not alone in this. There are probably at least a couple of states that just have a string of question marks in the "father's name" space on their birth certificates. XD
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anonymous
May 23 2010, 04:25:52 UTC
Tehehe, with the way land passed back and forth, there would be more than a couple with questionable parentage. It's so Jerry Springer.
It's just more fun to poke at England with parentage debates because I think he would be the one to care about it the most. Possessive!England is headcanon for me XD
Re: "Phases" [7i/??]
anonymous
May 22 2010, 22:12:48 UTC
God I misfired badly D: Sorry. Hope this is in the right part now
but still this fic is great; love pimping!Germany, protective!Russia and Pedo!Spain. I was laughing my ass off so badly and cooing at the idea of Sweden and Finland having their own kid.
Oh man, from Russia's numbering to Spain's pedo van, I just died laughing. And America and Russia's interaction with Anastasia is just too cute for words. :D Love it!
Parts 1-5: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/13125.html?thread=33082693#t33082693
Part 6: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/11813.html?thread=38206757#t38206757
Parts 7 and on will follow from this post. Assuming this past part fills post doesn't fill up before I finish too. OTL
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Wow, over a month since an update? Sorry guys. School was kicking into high gear. But now it's out! I've been busy with other things too, though, like working with my friends to finish cosplay materials for an upcoming convention. I'm going to be Russia, haha.
Once again, sorry for the long wait. It didn't help that this chapter just kept getting longer and longer. -o-; Without further ado, here it is!Phase 7: Alien Life Forms ( ... )
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“Yes I know what today is. No, I didn't forget,” America said. His back was turned to Russia, who stood watching the one-sided conversation from the doorway. A short pause passed and he continued, “Yes, we're bringing the baby! I just answered that, like, twice!”
Russia cleared his throat, and America startled slightly and turned toward the noise. The younger nation waved, then pointed to the cell phone before rolling his eyes and using his free hand to mimic endless chattering. “O-okay. Okay. Yes. No, we won't be late. Or we won't be if somebody would let me hang up ( ... )
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“They're late!”
The other nations in the meeting room turned to look at England. Some were sitting, others standing and milling around, and a few were even standing at the coffee machine waiting their turn with bleary, jet-lagged bags beneath their eyes.
“Angleterre, it's been two minutes,” France said, propping his elbow on the table and dropping his scraggly chin onto the palm of his hand. “They're not the only ones who are still absent ( ... )
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“That's a 5, Italy,” Germany said. His voice was slightly muffled given that his hands had come up to cover his face in embarrassment. A slip with the word “Four” on it poked out between his middle and index fingers.
“Oh, I see,” Italy said. After a moment, he continued, “Germany, is that higher or lower than 'S'?”
“'Banned from touching'?” Spain asked, staring at his slip with incredulity. “Just because I appreciate adorable children doesn't mean-”
“You used an unmarked white van with tinted windows to drive here, Spain!” Romano growled ( ... )
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“It won't happen again!”
“Oui! It was never our intention to-”
“Kolkolko-“IVAN,” America warned as he took the whimpering baby into his arms and began to pat her back. “Do you know what would really scare her? Seeing you bludgeon a couple of noisy jerks into a pulp ( ... )
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Second, this chapter is pure awesomeness. From England being grandpa/other babydaddy to Russia's numbering system to Spain's white van to America's flippant attitude to Russia's violence to the adorable FrUK moment.
Thank you. You made my night.
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LOL. Probably a combination of the two. I can see America using lies of omission rather than blatant lies, like being kind of vague and always skirting the issue by finding some distraction. England, meanwhile, would invent increasingly implausible explanations on why a couple of "his" states look a little... different.
To be fair, England is likely not alone in this. There are probably at least a couple of states that just have a string of question marks in the "father's name" space on their birth certificates. XD
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It's just more fun to poke at England with parentage debates because I think he would be the one to care about it the most. Possessive!England is headcanon for me XD
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but still this fic is great; love pimping!Germany, protective!Russia and Pedo!Spain. I was laughing my ass off so badly and cooing at the idea of Sweden and Finland having their own kid.
Still one of my favorite fills on this site.
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ENGLAND: New York is my son. What? My genes are recessive. All of them.
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