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Katie and I have decided to do an annual Valentine's Day chocolate exchange. Since we weren't quite quick enough this year around, I'm baking muffins for anyone single in the building.

Offer me Suggestions for fixing a dry spell if one-night stands don't appeal to you. Go.

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Well, as cute as I was at 12, it is nice to have my old body back! I mean "old" as in former, not old-old, of course ( Read more... )

This is fucking ridiculous. Can someone else please buy me a drink? Never mind how old I look.

IS IT ILLEGAL TO HAVE A NORMAL DAY IN THIS PLACE?

I found a kill somewhere hare that rights by itself, but ask you can C zit's not worm king quite rite. Can sum 1 cum over heir and elf me put sum gloves song so I don't get dissed shite every were? And please B forward I leaf 4 work.

It helps if you reed this out loud. And Noah do not pound like this when I spork.

I hope everyone had a fantastic Christmas and New Year! I didn't drink too much on either occasion for once.And to my Secret Santa, thank you thank you thank you! The girls at work are already jealous. Though I think Imelda's annoyance might have been more due to her hangover than anything else. I did feel rather smug going in on January 2 without ( Read more... )

Work was really...well and truly work. Anyone who thinks that women are the only ones who can be vain has never met a male model.

I had to assist the photographer on Thursday with a shoot on resort wear which meant a couple shoot and a lot of mushy romantic stuff and ironically the female model was so cool and laid-back, but the male was a git. ( Read more... )

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