Hi guys, here's what I've been doing. Um, does anyone still read this thing? Oh well ( Read more... )

I just submitted my application to become an EMT-Intermediate. Hopefully, by the end of June, I'll be intubating and startin' IVs with the rest of them.

I had my first sexual assault yesterday. Of an old woman with dementia. Off to the ER for an eval. Who does that?

Particle physics gives me a large hadron.

Patient, to my partner: Are you a boy or a girl ( Read more... )

"Boo!" cried the train station.
"Oh, my," said the train, assessing its racing heart, "you certainly gave me a freight."

Why couldn't the triangle afford to go to college?
-He couldn't find anyone to COSINE his loan.

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On Sunday, I did my very first shift as an EMT, EVAR. It was incredibly boring, just the way it should be (har...har ( Read more... )

"Well," said the window, freshly sealed against winter weather, "I'm all set! I can keep out any storm that blows my way!"

"Be careful," grumbled the drapery, moldy and wrinkled. "Aren't you getting a little caulky?"

I have a massive E&M test tomorrow, and it's killing me. I thought I would begin by rereading the 4 (!) pertinent chapters in the textbook. I opened my textbook, immersed myself in Gauss's law, and the next time I opened my eyes, it was 7 the next morning ( Read more... )

( here is how i'm trying to motivate myself to study more chemistry )

In light of recent news about a potential epidemic of methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, and its hardcore brother, vancomyocin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, I thought I would put together a few tips to avoid it. I mean, hey, I'm on a scholarship to a state school. Consider this post the result of my gratitude to society ( Read more... )