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i lie awake at night and come up with bad science jokes
When the number 7 gets a liver disease, what does it get?
-Heptatitis
What do you call someone with bronchitis in the Mardi Gras parade?
-Phlegmboyant
A group of physicists decided that they supported Ron Paul, so they formed an organization. They called it ElectRon. -
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Or an Abortion
Pregnant black lady on cell buying 24-pack of beer at self-checkout: Girl, next time I have me a baby daddy I'ma get me a credit report!
Southfield, Michigan
via Overheard Everywhere, Sep 18, 2007
HOMETOWN REPRESENT -
good night, take care, don't let the bedbugs stare
It's 2:30 AM, and I'm napping, gently napping, when I hear a tapping, an insistent rapping at my chamber door. I groggily stumble to the door, thinking my roommate forgot her keys, but open it to see not a raven but a gentleman of questionable sobriety ( Read more... ) -
smooth moves.
Scene: sitting in Sean and John's room with Marina, watching the dregs of the Pats vs. Jets ( Read more... ) -
college update.
Quick recap ( Read more... ) -
happily settled
Getting a case of the after-dinner sleepies, I lined up in front of the coffee machine. When I got there, there were two coffee dispensers side by side. The one on the left depicted a pleasant farm scene; the one on the right was blank ( Read more... ) -
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Hi, this is Maya's neurosis writing to you at closing in on five in the morning. I'm happy to share with you that I signed up for Physics I: Mechanics, figuring that I might as well get my physics cycle out of the way before I attempt to do any hazardous sciences. That, and linear algebra couldn't fit into my schedule. I also signed up for a course ( Read more... ) -
t7 phages are the cute ones
Sitting here. Twiddling my thumbs. Move in on Sunday, as a plebeian nonmember of the honors college ( Read more... ) -
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What do gay vegetables get when they can't get married?
CIVIL ONIONS -
a list of my favorite words
because the world needs more places where these words are seen:
gumbo
limbo
scruples
staphylococcus
flak
roustabout
squamous