Exhausted

[his_woodiness]

Finally managed to read the Friday paper and well, I think the reason why we've been doing all those extra shifts has finally come out.

Except they've done this weird thing with The Daily Prophet to make all the letters shift around the page. Whose bright idea was that?

Shacklebolt, requesting time to breathe. Please.

Comments

Private to Oli

[ange_j]

And Roger has been shipped off to go DE hunting.

Private to Ange

[his_woodiness]

WHAT?

Private to Oli

[ange_j]

Yeah....

He left yesterday around four and he might not be back for a month.

Private to Ange

[his_woodiness]

Bugger. Bugger it. I want to hit something. But I've patrol in a bit. If they don't schedule me another one, we can go for a turn over the pitch afterwards.

[thequietchaser]

Oliver, the pages of the Prophet are not shifting.

[his_woodiness]

Huh?

[thequietchaser]

You're sleep-deprived, Oliver! You need to request time off work!

[being_kingsley]

If you want time off work, Oliver, come speak to me when I arrive in Hogsmede. I can only give you a day, though.

Private to Wood

[flintrocks]

SAVE ME.

Private to Flint

[his_woodiness]

MARCUS DAMN YOU I TOLD YOU NOT TO GAMBLE WITH THOSE GOBLINS AGAIN!!!!

...

Alright. I'm calm. Don't be angry. Don't panic. Where are you? I'm coming to get you right now!

Private to Wood

[flintrocks]

I HAVEN'T BEEN GAMBLING WITH GOBLINS SO STOP SHOUTING!!!

Eh, it's probably too late. Guess who's now working for Muggles?

Private to Flint

[his_woodiness]

Wow. First Higgs and now this. Does someone higher up have it in for you?

[teaganmoran]

Oi, the paper's not swimmin', but YOU need to get some rest! Don't make me come over and put ye to bed!

[his_woodiness]

Slip some whiskey into Dawlish's coffee and I might be able to sneak away for a lie-down.

[what_bobbins]

A good tip is that when the Prophet starts doing that, you out it down and go to bed! Are you alright?

[his_woodiness]

I will be once I've figured out a way to sleep and do patrol at the same time.

[what_bobbins]

I hardly think that would be productive if you did. Why don't you just request some time off? The guild is hardly going to want you falling asleep when they need you to be alert.

[his_woodiness]

After what came out in the paper on Friday, security everywhere has been doubled. They need everyone they can get. Thank Merlin there's no bug going around the Guild at the moment, otherwise you'd probably get Professor Trelawney doing patrol.