I got some mushrooms! And some carrots and cabbages and tomatoes, and a rabbit that was caught in a trap.

Maybe I shouldn't've admitted that last. It's not like I knew whose trap it was I was taking the rabbit from. *shifty look*

Anyways. Food! *goes to cook*

Maybe I should send an invitation to someone for dinner.

I need something to do. I put out the fire in my house, and fixed up the kitchen, but Smaug never came back. *sighs again*

Well, I do need food. Guess I'll go out looking for some mushrooms. *dons cloak and picks up bag. looks at Gertrude* If I'm not back in two or three days, send someone to look for me?

*sets off*

*uses an old paper flower as a fan* Smaug said he generated heat. Wow. It's so hot in here I think Gertrude might be melting. I stuck him in the fridge to be safe.

I'm going around naked because any clothes is too much right now. Maybe I'll go take a cold bath, though it won't stay cold for too long in this heat. *wanders to go run a bath*

*finds a letter in his mailbox* That's funny. I never get mail.

*rips open the envelope* ( *reads* )

*chants quietly to himself* He won't drop me, he won't drop me, he won't drop me, I'm not going to fall to a bloody painful death, he won't drop me... *clings*

He's home! Oh good. I was beginning to think I was stuck halfway up a mountain for no reason at all.

*accidentally looks down* ...

*slams eyes shut and swallows hard* Oh dear. I hadn't realised how high this mountain was. *clings to the rocks he managed to get stuck between*

*watches Asfaloth run off, glad he had the prescence of mind to grab his pack beofre he slid off*

Right. *looks up and up and up at the Lonely Mountain*

*sighs quietly and starts climbing*

A very nice Elf found me wandering in Rivendell. He fed me, and got me some leggings, offered me a place to stay for the night and said he'd help me get to Erebor faster.

I like Elves. *nods firmly, tries on the new leggings*

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