this http://www.monasteryfruitcake.org/productsfraters.asp right now. It is so amazingly delicious that you should be jealous.

I had a dream that Cutie and Edith (the new cat) teamed up to have Looney killed. They were wearing trench coats and speaking like it was the 1930's. I think it may have been considered in the style of film noir ( Read more... )

Friday night, my boyfriend and I were wandering around the old Navy Yard in Charlestown. It was pretty late, sometime around midnight I believe, and we were both not completely sober and a bit cloudy if you know what I mean. An extremely distressed and drunk young woman comes up to us asking for help. She tells us that she thinks someone is ( Read more... )

I don't want it to be Autumn.

I think I am going to be stuck with the new cat forever.

I'm hating life right now.

I want to just be in a coma until like June.

Hello! I’m trying to find a home for a cat. The cat was found by some friends near Braintree, and at the moment I have been trying to find out if someone is looking for her, but haven’t had any luck. So I was wondering if any of you or your friends or your family wants a cat ( Read more... )

The two male cats, Precious and Looney, are often let out on the back stairs of my building. Precious is pretty much left to stay out as long as he wants, but Looney’s time is more limited. That’s because not only is Precious smarter and less apt to pull dumbshit, but he’s also old and cranky and likes being alone away from the other cats. Cutie is ( Read more... )

You are supposed to be like, one of the most important and reputable newspapers in America. Now I'm not one of those crazies who thinks NYC isn't part of America, but goddamn it, maybe you should get writers that leave Manhattan once in awhile ( Read more... )

Hey if you get anyone contacting you asking for my phone number, DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM! I have a stalker, and if she contacts you, please let me know, so I can notify the police ( Read more... )

Psychology Today has an article called "Why modern feminism is illogical, unnecessary, and evil". Really, they do. here's the link http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist ( Read more... )

Finally, a website that lets you know if a website isn't working or your computer just sucks. But what happens if it goes down?
http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/