I just had a dream i was a waitressing pirate. I kept the receipts & orders stuck on my hook. Sounds like a good idea...if i were a waitressing pirate..i'm not & probably will never successfully be one seeing as how i have 2 active hands so a hook is not needed, teeth, nice speech, i like to take showers, & i don't grow facial hair. WOW,I just ( Read more... )

So, after the eventful saturday night last weekend i woke up feeling rather down & sick. I didnt know why until i woke on Tuesday with my lymph nodes swollen to the size of golf balls!..i swear..ok maybe i exaggerated...but they were huge. I could not talk...i could hardly breathe & i cannot even tell you how painful it was just to swallow my own ( Read more... )

So last night was prom.......LAME! I had a blast dressing up & hanging out with Ro & Kat prior to the event but being there was a bore so we left after like an hour. WE decided to go to Bobbys party. IT was soo much fun! I got to hang out with some very interesting people. We played a drinking game....somewhere in the middle of it we forgot we were ( Read more... )

You know what i hate? Assholes who think its funny to conjure up ideas about girls who want to suck a certain boys cock whenever the girl NEVER mentioned anything about cocks at all!!!!! BAH! Cody youre still great but damn! hahaha. So today was sort of...odd. I realized i want to change some things...a lot of things. A little girl in child care ( Read more... )

I decided to take a short trip outside when i found something so unbelievably gruesome...a murdered biscuit!!! *Dunn Dunn Dunn!* What has the world come to? I no longer feel safe in my neighborhood....


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The concert so great! Chemical Romance & Avenged kicked ass. Going to the concert with friends kicked ass! Seeing hot boys in tight pants kicked ass! It was great! I got a car! I wasnt suppose to until graduation but with the recent tragic turn of events my parents decided to give it to me to cheer me up:)....& it did! I'll post pictures when i ( Read more... )

So i bought my prom dress. Its black. It is strapless. It makes me feel fat. I am fat. No im not. I hate myself. I hate roaches. I hate feet. I love your face. I love icre cream. I just spelled ice cream wrong. It came with a hot pink shawl. Is that how you spell it? I got matching earrings. I bought a hot pink ring. I need to wash clothes. I hate ( Read more... )

So i told Will i'm going to prom with Richelle....RICHELLE THIS MEANS WE HAVE TO GO! I'll kill you if you don't! ........SLEEPING IN WILL BE GREAT!.....i loooove being a senior! Well, katherine & i went car shopping & found a really pretty black car with a sunroof.......that leaked ALL over me while test driving it! It looked like i somehow pissed ( Read more... )

So last night was fun. WE saw Kill Bill for the 2nd time & it was still magnificent. We walked around the mall for awhile & saw Lance  & some other people. Kyle couldnt stop acting like Mr. Jefferson. It was so fucking hilarious. I think alcohol makes him feel sexy b/c he kept rubbing his nipples....haha. Nick inadvertently drank FABULOSO!!!! ( ( Read more... )

So last night was fun...i guess. I had fun visiting with friends. Until Will & i argued...Kyle dropped my brother off & i was in my night clothes...he had to make a comment that my shirt was a little see through....BLAH! Kyle why oh why did you have to say that!!! Hahaha! I'm not sure if i'm going to the fair with Kyle & Cass tonight or with ( Read more... )