[Sometime after cutting off the post with Tonks, James makes this entry. He sounds totally exhausted after much internal debate about the subject.]...I'm not still not sure whether I believe it...It sounds so wrong ( Read more... )

YO YO YO!!!

WHAT IS UP MAH BITCHES?!

THIS SOME CRAZY SHIT GOIN' DOWN RIGHT HURR!!!

[ooc: ...I don't know how long I can keep this up....but...as long as I can...James will be as ghetto as possible...this is the only solution I could come up with since his personality is all over the place as it is. So...if he's seen, his pants will ( Read more... )

....This is such a complicated spell. What wonderful first year thought this up ( Read more... )

...You all laughed at me when I made friends with the woods.....When I went came out here and practiced my prancing and made treatises with the wood nymphs....

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Well...

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WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, BITCH?!?!?!

...The levitating charm wasn't enough?

What are we celebrating anyway? I don't like muggle dress robes...they're too tight and constricting...makes me feel like I'm choking on a chocolate frog or somehing...

It's too hard to prance properly in this getup...

OI!

Why did no one wake me up! I'm going to get detention again because you wankers thought it would be funny for me to get ragged on by Slughorn again?! Bunch of bloody assholes!

Pads, Moony, Wormtail! You're going to regret this!!

[ooc: Since James refused to go to any of his classes, he's one of the ones stuck in an illusion, hence the ( Read more... )

....My skirt keeps riding up...

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BUT I'M NOT GOING TO ANY BLOODY CLASSES!

....We're overrun by Blacks....That's all I have to say on that subject...

I'm back to being Sir Humperdink thank you very much....

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And...the House hasn't done anything to use this past week...

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I've sort of been hiding in my room out of fear of what could possibly happen....

But...I guess I can come out now....how is

[Have a small boy running throughout the house as fast as possible. Up stairs, down them, over furniture~]

HEY! I THINK WE TOOK A WRONG TURN AT DIAGON ALLEY, MUM!!

DAD! THERE ARE ALL SORTS OF MUGGLES HERE!! ISN'T THAT AMAZING?!

[OOC:Why yes. That is the boy who lived. For lack of a better PB for the kid version of his father, that's who ( Read more... )

[Is prancing around the lounge gleefully. Like a Stag, on all fours and tossing his head about]

Hey! Moony! Pads! I can change again! We should go for that forest romp!

[ooc: James is under the impression that he has changed into his animangus form. Which of course he has not. If people come and see him, they will simply see him romping ( Read more... )