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[There seems to be a fan on or wind in the background, as there's a constant whooshing sound.]

My apologies, [Whoosh.] I can't seem, [Whoosh.] to get a handle, [Whoosh.] on my network device, [Whoosh.] today. [Whoosh.] Allow me, [Whoosh.] to attempt, [Whoosh.] video. [WHOOSH.]

[After a few more ( Read more... )

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[Hammer runs- no, a better word would be charges- charges through the streets and up to a familiar building. The building that holds the deities' office. It comes of as much a surprise to anyone when he bursts through the first set of doors without any problem, or any sort of hired help blocking the way. In fact, as he ascends ( Read more... )

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[He is in a scout's hat, and positively bursting at the seams.]

Alright, children, now today we have a new friendly face to add to our group, the? [One or two of the kids mumble something, Hammer saying it with them.] Chipper Cheerful Children, that's right! Now, he's going to be here for the rest of the summer, so ( Read more... )

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Well, well, look who decided to surprise us! Quite a treat at the end of such a perilous week. You all are raising my hope for good things to come.

But of course, what could be better than such wonderful visitors?

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[OoC: So cute you could eat them up? Bad jokes aside, this is one hilarious thirty-second video. ANYTHING ( Read more... )

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[He is looking a little more disheveled than usual, more tired and unhappy. Until he focuses the camera on him, then behind him, to a (once) beautiful Santa Monica scene. And he grins.]

Well, well. It looks like that message about collecting items is working. Only two days and already I'm back home. Obviously not home home, as I ( Read more... )

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[See Hammer. See Hammer in the Square. See Hammer in the Square with a sign that reads, WILL BE STRONG FOR MONEY.

You'd probably be best just continuing on with your day.]

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And here we have the very impressive Captain Hammer. Thank you for speaking with me, Captain.

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[He is standing proudly in front of the camera as he does nearly every time he makes a post. He does look a little less arrogant today, but still full of pride.]

Citizens, I feel that it has been some time since the infestation of the harpies, and yet there is still a lingering threat in the air. It may just be another of their ( Read more... )

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The feed comes on, and- well, it kind of looks like Hammer, but there are noticable differences. Like the outfit, for one, which isn't her usually attire. Oh, and the fact that you just subconsciously used the pronoun 'her'. Because those are most definitely a set of breasts. While the top that 'Hammer' is wearing isn't exactly skimpy ( Read more... )

[Video Post]Well, here again, are you? Not that I mind, of course, although it does seem like it hasn't been as long as it usually is, doesn't it? Ah-hah. But I could never tire of such- such lovely people as yourselves ( Read more... )