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One of these curses again, eh? Well, I can't say that I've ever been affected by this one before, but it seems pretty harmless. Ah, yes, I remember that day well. It's when I first met Penny, after all.

I do miss her terribly. After all, she was my first love. But of course, I'm happy that she was able to pick up from it and move on. [Sigh] Well ( Read more... )

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We were both so good.

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[Accidental Voice Post]The post opens with the sound of something thudding. When the voice comes through, it sounds muffled, as though there is a body against the microphone. The words still come through, though, very masculine, American, and with a hint of panic, along with the background sound of clanking ( Read more... )

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Citizens! There appear to be a great number of you who are lost; the results of a curse, no doubt. But don't fret, I, Captain Hammer, will do my best to assure that each and every one of you is returned to your rightful place.

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[OoC: Yeah, he'll probably get lost too. 8) Expect backdation, I won't be able to tag until ( Read more... )

[Video/Action Post]"Citizens, while it may seem tempting to take advantage of these plants, I would advise against it. A kiss stolen against someone's will is scarcely a kiss at all. I shall be outside all day, on the lookout for anyone who gets too . . . "handsy". I will not hesitate to defend innocents from anyone who looks like they have ill ( Read more... )

[Action/Video]He is standing in the middle of Xanadu, although it may well be indistinguishable as Hammer, due to the fact that he is completely covered by a Knight's Armor. And sitting on a noble steed. But when he speaks, it's pretty hard to not be able to identify him ( Read more... )

Well hello, visitors. To those who remember visiting this place before, welcome back, so lovely to see you again. To those who are new, greetings and welcome. Allow me to help you with anything that you might need or any problems that you run into.

I am Captain Hammer and I am more than happy to be of assistance.

[OoC: You know what? Go for it; ( Read more... )

I do hope that all were able to make it off of the train alright. I can't seem to find the women that were on there. Or, actually. Any women at all today.

Gad zooks! Is this some sort of treachery of a curse! Are the women in danger!?

[OoC: Misremembered when the curse was! Pretend this was posted on the correct date, please! Women, he ( Read more... )

[Video Post]He is standing akimbo in the middle of the train. People in the background are pretty confused ( Read more... )

Citizens! I am very pleased to see that all of what's been happening seems to have been dying down. Who knew that baked goods could be so helpful? And I do hope that all of you are safe after yesterday. If anyone is in need of assistance, I will, of course, be happy to help.

And speaking of helping! I'm sure you all have noticed these little ( Read more... )