A curse that I can say I have experienced more than once before. Although not everything is as normal as usual. I've had more than a few visitors asking me about some of my more personal life. Things that aren't true about my preferences. And I shall say that it is no business of yours what women I do what with. And what I definitely do not do or ( Read more... )

[Voice Post]Well, this weekend proved to be quite interesting. A little bit of a different sort of wetness than I'm used to; not quite the tail I'd been hoping to get, and a little inconvenient, but not bad, overall ( Read more... )

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[he is on a small stand, relishing in the moment] Ladies, ladies, please. There's no need to squabble so much. You can all have a fair shot at me so long as you bid right. And who knows, maybe if I'm feeling generous, I'll let a couple of you win and you can all collect your winnings ( Read more... )

[Video Post]He doesn't speak, but he has been busy, as can be seen from the table of 'props' in front of him, although he looks none too happy ( Read more... )

[Video Post]Hammer stands in front of the video, and there is a sheep standing barely off-screen. "Greetings. As most of you are aware of by now, there is an infestation of unheard proportions. The sheep appear to be related to the series of curses from last month, when we were given the option to kill them to save ourselves." The sheep wanders ( Read more... )

[Video Post]Hammer is standing in front of the camera, and you can practically see the invisible podium from the stance he's in. "Citizens, a word, if you will. There is a lot of thievery going on today, and I, for one, won't take it. I understand that people get jealous sometimes, but that's no reason to go out and rob a person ( Read more... )

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When the camera turns on, there is just a hammer lying in the line of sight. Is that Captain Hammer? No, because a few seconds later he appears on-screen absolutely covered in hammers. Plastic, metal and wood, mechanical, even inflatable. "This, is not amusing."

( Inadvertently put on the network )

I have known many a Jew back home over the course of my life. From what I gather of this holiday that they have, what's upcoming is not pretty. There is much talk about these sheep roaming around and what needs to be done in order to protect oneself ( Read more... )

Well well, everyone seems to be bedecked with interesting decorations today! So confusing, but perhaps a City-wide game of Scrabble would be in store.

All of you have your own letters, but are all undecided about what they mean. Mine is an L, for Legendary. Or perhaps just Legend. I've been told too many a time that I'm a legend in my own time for ( Read more... )