ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY BERNIE ( Read more... )

In the essay "Why We Crave Horror Movies", by Stephen King, he claims that people see horror movies because they are partly insane, however, in Chuck Palahnuik's essay, "Till Death Do Us Part", he says that people watch "cycle" horror movies because it gives us pleasure to see the characters not catch on to the cycle before we do.

Dear Best Friend ( Read more... )

After searching many galaxies and finding no planets not worth blowing up, we have stumbled across a very promising blue one. We took a closer look by zooming in on a densely populated area with the OmegaTron Zoomy-Scope 9000 and couldn’t see a thing. So we just used Mapquest. Our findings indicate a large number of roads and other typical ( Read more... )

Every time I get a pizza it’s usually the same thing, pepperoni and extra cheese. I’ll go to a burger place, double cheese burger. Snacks at home, cheese and crackers, cheese quesadillas or sometimes just grated cheese. I’m familiar with most of the common cheeses but I couldn’t name any of those weird fancy cheeses rich people pretend to think ( Read more... )

There’s a certain intangible quality that NFL Films specials have and I can’t tell exactly what it is. Something about the music, the late John Facenda’s voice and, most importantly the slow motion takes these specials far above ordinary television to a place not even the greatest human interest story “20/20” has to offer can go. I received one of ( Read more... )

It was on a normal school morning in late 1999, I was 12 years old and in 6th grade. I woke up when my ANNOYING alarm clock went off. After that, I went and took my shower. When I got back to my room I started to get dressed and noticed that the shirt I was going to wear, a souvenir shirt from Alaska my grandma got me, was as wrinkled as a 103 year ( Read more... )

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