Comments | i_am_old: GUFFAW.

i_am_old

GUFFAW.

Oct 15, 2005 15:21

WHAT IS THIS?? LIVEJOURNAL?? EH?? I SAW SASORI-CHAN LOOKING AT ONE OF THESE THEM THINGS! I THOUGHT HE WAS LOOKING AT GAY PORN AGAIN CAUSE WHEN HE WAS LITTLE, HE LIKED TO DRESS UP IN PURPLE SPARKLY DRESSES AND KISS THE TV SCREEN WHEN PINNOCHIO TURNED INTO A REAL BOY. MY GOLLY, HE WAS THE CUTEST ( Read more... )

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zezuru October 15 2005, 22:43:00 UTC

...old ladies should really take care of themselves better.

You sicken me, why don't you just die already?

i_am_old October 15 2005, 22:46:57 UTC

YOU SHOULD HELP ME, YOUNG MAN!! I CAN'T FIND MY BEDPAN!!

EH!! YOU CRAZY BOY, YOU TALK ONE WAY AND THEN ANOTHER!! YOUNG MEN THESE DAYS!!

I made horse liver!! It's your favorite!!

zezuru October 15 2005, 22:58:52 UTC

Um, no that's alright. I'm sure it will turn up somewhere. You poor senile old woman. I'll be sure to scold Sasori to give you a bath at least.

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scorpian_vanity October 16 2005, 01:37:36 UTC

I am NOT giving her a bath... *twitches*

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kankinator October 15 2005, 23:25:50 UTC

HOLY SHIT I WANT SOME OF WHAT YOUR SMOKING YOU OLD BAG!! HOOK ME UP

i_am_old October 16 2005, 04:38:59 UTC

HOOK?? UP??

*holds up clotheshanger* ...PICK UP YOUR CLOTHES!!!!

scorpian_vanity October 16 2005, 01:38:25 UTC

Granny... quit telling stories about me... you exaggerate and lie...

_artist_yeah October 16 2005, 03:59:35 UTC

*busts out laughing* But that story explains a whole lot yeah!

scorpian_vanity October 16 2005, 04:16:27 UTC

Go to hell

i_am_old October 16 2005, 04:39:21 UTC

SASORI-CHAN, THAT'S NOT VERY NICE TO SAY TO THAT YOUNG LADY!!

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dorsal__fins October 16 2005, 01:56:33 UTC

OH GOOD LORD NOT YOU

DDDD8

i_am_old October 16 2005, 04:42:04 UTC

FISHES CAUSE CONSTIPATION.

I KNOW CAUSE I JUST ATE SOME RIGHT NOW. OAAAAUUUGGHHH...

dorsal__fins October 16 2005, 06:28:18 UTC

YOU...YOU ATE MY FISH???!!!!

I HAAAAAAATTTTTTEEEE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! DDDDD8

*punches you in the stomach in hopes that you'll barf the fish back out*

i_am_old October 16 2005, 07:35:53 UTC

GUH-! *dentures with some fish pieces still stuck in the teeth fly out*

SONNY, WHY'D YOU DO THAT!! BY THE WAY, CAN YOU PLEASE HAND ME MY DENTURES? THEY'RE IN YOUR SILLY HAIR.

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_artist_yeah October 16 2005, 04:00:23 UTC

That's because you called me a girl you old hag uhn!

i_am_old October 16 2005, 04:42:34 UTC

AREN'T YOU A GIRL??

PROVE IT!!

BACK IN MY DAY, GIRLS WORE DRESSES.

_artist_yeah October 16 2005, 05:32:18 UTC

Fine then uhn! *takes off shirt* See I'm a guy yeah!

i_am_old October 16 2005, 05:34:52 UTC

*places hand on chest* YOU HAVE SUCH SMALL BOOBS!

*hands deidara wonderbra* HERE. NOT ALL GIRLS ARE BORN WITH FIGURES.

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