So it seems that not everyone liked my last story. Hah, well I can tell that he is just jealous that he doesn't have fans wot beg him to write more. I would go and defriend 'im, but then I wouldn't be able to keep up with wot he is saying about me. Worst of all he reckons that I 'ave a 'fing' for him and actually like reading about 'im doing ( Read more... )

When a was writing my drabbles snarkyperson and draconn_malfoy said that I should humiliate that angel shagging virgin Crawly by writing a fic in which an angel takes his virginity. The idea made me sick to my stomach, but I thought that I should expand my creative horizons by writing it, so I got my beta reader to write the really sickening bits and this is therefore a ( Read more... )

Well, my drabbles wot I 'ave written for people seem to 'ave gone down dead well. It just goes to show that my beta reader 'as no taste whatsoever. I 'ave also been finking that 'as some of my great works of art may 'ave wot some oversensitive types fink is 'objectionable content' (normally I would like to shock and disturb and traumatise for life ( Read more... )

Just got back two days ago from doing some important work on my big project. Course there was a slight bollocksing up of some of the finer details and a few of the Death Eaters wot I'd sekquestered borrowed ended up getting frazzled. But I reckon that I've managed to sucessfully blame it all on Nagini, so hopefully I won't be too much trouble with ( Read more... )

I was talking my beta reader ealier today, an' when she wasn't shrieking and hiding in the garden shed (anyone would fink that she didn't want to 'ear about me and Hastur getting back together again) she was talking about wot new years resolutions she was finking of making. All of 'ers were dead predictable like 'try to get more writing done' and ' ( Read more... )

So you may 'ave 'eard that me and Hastur are lurking together again. This time though it's definitely serious, no matter what my beta reader says about us 'aving a yoyo relationship. She reckons that it won't last, but I'm betting that she is just jealous that she doesn't 'ave anyone to lurk with (I mean it's not like I 'aven't offered to try an ( Read more... )

Sugarplum's diet doesn't seem to be working at all. I've cut 'er food intake down to half a sphinx every two days, but she's still putting on weight. I reckon that there must still be people wot are feeding 'er behind my back (I know that Pazuzu somehow managed to get Scar Boy to start giving 'er marshmallows 'cos Scar Boy told me 'imself, but I ( Read more... )

Alright, does anyone 'ave any ideas as to 'ow to ask somebody out, on like at date thingy, without looking stupid. I 'ave talked to Dreya but she is dead useless at advisin me on this sort of thing (bloody useless that woman is, I mean she's s'posed to be my beta reader). Also am tryin' to decide wot to wear to Dagon's party. I can't wear the dress ( Read more... )

Bleedin' eaven wot a week I've 'ad. 'Ave come to the conclusion that all that time I'd been spending with Hastur was distrating me from my work on the Voldemort Project, so 'ave been trying to get to grips with wot is 'appening in the magic world. Scar Boy, as we all know, is out of the picture and delivering room service for a living. The sensible ( Read more... )

'Aving broken up with that annoying bastard Hastur (who was rubbish at lurking anyway) I've been looking around for somebody new to skulk about with and 'ave decided to take out one of them personal ad thingies in the Lonely Black Hearts sections of What's On In Pandemonium, Tentacle Monster Owners Monthly and The Transdimensional Gazzette of Evil ( Read more... )