I've been busy ( Read more... )

At the time I'm writing this, my girlfriend feels like I slapped her in the face, my best friend is placing his faith in me that I care about him and that things will work out in the end. They're both right. And they both care about me, like a lot of other people I know. This is my sharing with you: I care ( Read more... )

The University of Michigan denied my application ( Read more... )

Installed: one locking doorknob with three keys ( Read more... )

I'm falling deeper in love with adolescent power fantasies the closer I draw to the most dead environment I've ever felt in my life: adulthood. I fear sex. I hate money, passionately, and everything it represents. I hate those symbols of everything that I don't - and probably never will - have: SUVs, a big home in the suburbs, and a soft desk job I ( Read more... )

I meander. I wander. But I never wander to some place that I haven't been before. Like a dog returns to its own shit to nuzzle its nose in the feces that are there, I return to what I've seen, read, or done before. I visit the same websites every day. I drive to the same places every day. I do the same things every weekend. I'm in a rut, and I'm ( Read more... )

The closer a website is to being totally devoted to movies, music, games, or other hallmarks of nerd obsession, the greater waste of time their message boards are, and by and large, the people that frequent those message boards are getting up in arms about pointless bullshit ( Read more... )

A short little cocky bastard is what Harlan Ellison is. And one of the greatest writers - not an author, no, he is not merely an author - I have ever read. And it's not just because of what he's written, because what he has written is phenomenal. It's what he says ( Read more... )

In light of recent events, along with both Reese (clairese) and Jen (pinkgraffiti) saying my car's name of "Cosette" is a bad Les Miserables reference, I've re-dubbed the Bitch "Fantine." Now it's more fitting, no more questions about a Victor Hugo novel, and "Fantine" is a bit easier to say than "Cosette."

Tagline: The French Whore Who Does it More.

I am a curling iron.

I am the artist who overdoes his graffiti.

And everyone knows.