this is bullshit.

so tonight i made dinner. it was awesome. turkey, roasted garlic and parmesan potatoes, rice pilaf, and pan fried green beans. i just wish there was a certain lady here to have dinner with us. it would have been cute. ok i'm done having a vagine for now. haha. one.

i never expected this. which makes it even better.

wow apparently i didn't get the memo that it's treat ryan like shit week. seriously fuck all of you.

today i dropped a 200 pound sofa on my head. it hurt alot and i have a concussion. way to go...

i swear every day of my life i wake and say "oh man you remember last night!?"

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hey girls. i would like you all to know you are idiots. every girl i've ever met in my life loves assholes. no matter what you say, you do. everytime a guy decides not to be a jerk and treat a girl right and all that shit we get duffed. i've put this to the test and it reigns true. way to goooo

wow. i have a lot of shit on my plate.

yesterday was key. boston. sox game. food. friends. craziness. stand offs. chillin out. road trips. yeah. yesterday was key.