That, that stupid jerkface.

He really is an idiot!

Not like I care anyway.... It's better off like this. Yeah! I'm my own country, and free to do what I like! Who needs him... he's stupid.

We're a small enough community that we should be able to work together more. There are towns and villages larger than our population, and they get along and get things done a lot better than we do. We have next to no community spirit ( Read more... )

This won't do! This won't do at all! I'm a robot down! He was my lord, I was going to be really awesome!

This isn't fair.

All this ash has given me a lot of time to think. And with that time I have organized a very important plan. A plan to help development, education, and better quality of life. As an up and coming world power, it is my duty to try and help the public as best I can.

THUS! I found a bunch of wires, ROBOTS OF DISCEDO and Lucca, WE BUILD THE INTERNET ( Read more... )

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!!!!

ATTENTION!!!!! I have a very important request ( Read more... )

I have expanded! See that? I should be taken seriously. I just want to announce to everyone that England is now my annex, I will look after him very well and make sure he doesn't make a fool of himself again.

With this gained asset, I want to request a seat at the UN, or better yet I'll just take England's seat, he doesn't need to attend anymore. ( Read more... )

Lucca is just as stupid as England. All adults are selfish idiots. So what if you fail? You just get back up and keep trying! If I gave up I wouldn't even be here today!

I finally got my battery charged, I wanted to show her my computer.

This isn't fair.

I lost what was left of the crayons I got from Prussia. Anyone else got any?

I can't help but feel there's a lot of important stuff going on that I don't know about.

You know, a while ago I got the coolest thing! I got my Laptop! And with a charged battery. But the battery died. I want to charge it! Lucca, can you figure out how to charge it? I don't know if it would work to plug it into a socket.
Hey, Prussia, Jerkface, stupid Shadow King, are you guys done being stupid idiot heads yet?

[Loud frantic screaming can be heard, of a young boy.]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[The cry for help is followed by some crying and whimpering.]

I, I got grabbed. And... I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I'm too young, I never even got recognized!

[There's some more sobbing before the transmission cuts off.]

( OOC: So after this thread with ( Read more... )