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[insectintegrity]

THE NUMBER SIX
Six Tips to Get YOU Into the Wizarding Uni of Your Dreams
By special correspondent Rita Skeeter

Have you been struggling with applications, unable to find funds for your higher education, worried that your wand isn't up to university standards? This week's edition of The Number Six will tell you how to sell yourself to that

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[paparazzi_colin]

Im starting to loose all faith in journalistic ethics!!!

[insectintegrity]

And I'm starting to lose all faith in the education system.

Please review this sentence:
I'm starting to lose all faith in journalistic ethics!

Learn from it.

[cedeadric]

What do you do when they reject your application because technically you are dead?

[insectintegrity]

Threaten legal action, young man. They are discriminating against you solely based on your living status! It's completely prejudiced to reject a qualified applicant on the basis of sex, age, religion, colour, or living status!

[cedeadric]

Brilliant, I will contact my lawyers.

[herbology_dork]

what if you aren't comfortable talking about your greatest tragedy and you are not sexy? is pirate-with-an-accent my best bet?

[paparazzi_colin]

I can help you with the sexy part Neville!!!

[herbology_dork]

sorry, what?

[paparazzi_colin]

All you need is a hot new look!!!

?

[deanosovirtuoso]

Re: ?

[herbology_dork]

[hufflepuff4life]

I think I'd rather be a ninja.