Girls are just f'd in the head, I've come to that conclusion. I don't know how you could have such a false perception of reality to convince yourself for two months of dating/living with another person that you never loved them? When you asked them to move in with you? When you took them engagement ring shopping? Hahahah. That's hysterical. ( Read more... )

When you are sitting there blathering about your problems to friends or loved ones, what is your intended mental and verbal response.....solution or identification ( Read more... )

Today has been shitty. Besides jumping through hoops about rectifying my overdrawn checking account, I've been pretty much bored all morning. I guess this job is just getting pretty easy. I need a promotion ( Read more... )

Republicans are brainwashed. I can't believe that anyone could honestly sit there with a straight face and tell me that Bush is as good a president as any, if not better. Are you serious? Come on.....you're just fucking with me right? Are you really that retarded? So wait...you're telling me that sending troops over to Iraq to put their lives ( Read more... )

Are you ready for a cataclysmic event???? Brad is coming out to C Town this weekend. Whenever that happens, someone always ends up getting way too hammered and hits on underage girls. Who, you ask, commits this atrocity? I'll give you a hint, for once, it's not me. hahah, you know I love you, dawg ( Read more... )

Another quiz.....hahahahahaha ( Read more... )

I'm so bored I took the "are you fuckable?" quiz. I finally found the answer to the haunting question that's been looming deep within the chasm of my mind. I think it was meant for girls but I'm not sexist so I figured I'd give it a stab....results please ( Read more... )

Hmmm, evidently Brad got a high paid, exclusive benefits, executive desk job that requires him to work 80-90 hours a week because other than that, there is no excuse for not updating your fucking journal! I'm just kidding, I know you were helping your dad build a deck at your cottage for 80-90 hours a week ( Read more... )

That's right kids, you heard it here first....Collin has quit smoking. What Collin hasn't quit doing is murdering helpless people because he is in the depths of a nicotine-fit rage. I'll have to quit that eventually too. Shit. That's the real addiction ( Read more... )

I've come to a conclusion....no matter where you are right now, if you aren't in Las Vegas, you are not in the right place ( Read more... )