I can almost taste Vegas. Each minute is just inching by slower than G.W.'s response to any allegation that he's done something wrong. I did my research, found out where the loosest slot machines are and which casino atmospheres I would most enjoy. I also checked out the strip clubs to find out that most of them are only topless. Eh, oh well. ( Read more... )

I am so fucking pissed right now ( Read more... )

I'm not really a very religious person, but I don't fault myself for it. When I'm ready to make an educated decision as to the nature of my faith, I will do it. However, I do believe in God ( Read more... )

If anyone has the CD "Doggystyle" by Snoop Dogg and it's not too scratched I would like a burned copy. I heard "What's my name" last night and it brought back many a feeling of nostalgia ( Read more... )

When the Gazelle wakes up, he knows that he must be faster than the slowest of the herd or he will get eaten by the Lion ( Read more... )

For those looking for some off the wall, hilarious antics that the one, the only son of sam can deliver, I apologize....QUIT READING. For those looking for an alternative perspective that I am also known for supplying....READ ON ( Read more... )

Growing up I always wondered who would win in a war between the gummie bears and the smurfs. Each species has its own attributes which would help it win the war. I came up with many scenarios in my head but I just couldn't figure out which was more realistic. To solve the dilemma once and for all, I decided near the end of my sophomore year in ( Read more... )

What is this world all about? Gum drops and Pez dispensers probably. But in all seriousness, were we meant to sit here, day in and day out, slaving away at something that won't matter when we're gone? When I look back at my life, when I'm old and wrinkled, will I be proud of what I've accomplished or will it be a devastating disappointment. ( Read more... )

One day while venturing into the bathroom, I decided to wash my hands. Upon completion of the washing, I realized that I had to use the restroom. Realizing the kenundrum I was facing, I didn't want to have to wash my hands again, so I just pissed in my pants.

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meaning than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP ( Read more... )