Live Journal, I'm sorry.  I have been neglecting you really seriously.  I just don't care about journalism anymore...  I'm too busy ( Read more... )

Me:      Hello, Live Journal?

LJ:        Uhh, Yeah?

Me:      Listen… I know it’s been a long time…

LJ:        You’re goddamn right, it has.

I’m back!  Welcome to my new and hardly improved live journal!  Actually, I’ve just been so bored at work lately…  It’s the end of the academic year here, so there are very few classes and a lot of days with ( Read more... )

Hey ho!  It's been so long since I've written on this old page...  I tend to get an urge to post after consuming a certain amount of caffine.  It's a diet coke today.  Well let's see.  I went to America and back yesterday.  Literally.  To the embassy that is.  That's like... rightful American property correct?  I got on a bus for Osaka at 9:20am ( Read more... )

Hey everyone! I'm on my second day of an 8 day no school winter break. Yay! Just in time for this celebratory event I broke my back in half, I think, by lifting my bicycle out of the back of the van on Christmas night. I went to the hospital and they shocked me with an electric suction cup for 15 minutes and that didn't do any good. I got some weak ( Read more... )

What's with all this E.Coli flowing around in our salads??? Spinach, Taco Bell, Olive Garden. The terrorists have clearly found the right way to ruin America. Start with the fatty fats who eat fast ethnic food and leafy vegetables! MuuUAHAHH ( Read more... )

So it's been quite a while. I'm sorry. I've been busy walking around in the rain for like 3 WEEKS. It rains every day. I don't know why they don't call it the second annual rainy season because it has rained for weeks every winter I've been in this god-forsaken country. It's Christmas, for (forgive me) Christ's sake! Who needs rain in ( Read more... )

I was asked to write an article for a Journal in Kagawa... some thing that English teachers contribute to every year... I don't know WHAT the hell its for, but... people seem to write in about whateverthehell they want. And I, oh ho ho, I decided to write this embarassing article about how beautiful America is. Am I retarded??? I am shocked at ( Read more... )

When you have a tsunami, you must flee to higher ground. We learned this yesterday when everyone in Japan was alerted. There was a big earthquake and flashing TV screens. I guess a little wave came up, but nothing life threatening. What happened to excitement and terror? I'm not gonna lie to you... I live for violent weather. I hope that it ( Read more... )

Today is Wednesday. The hill of one week has been peaked. I feel alright about it. I just spent some time cleaning the apartment... Actually, I have a confession to make. I vacuum my futon. I'm not really ashamed to say it either. It's the easiest way to clean it. I just can't stand the fuzz balls and hair that accumulates. I vacuum my ( Read more... )

Yello! Today was a very windy windy day. It's winter coming through for a visit. I woke up at 3am last night and had to bring in the laundry cause the wind was gonna blow our underpants all over Takamatsu! That woulda been funny ( Read more... )