-
Why do Scots wear kilts?*
I want a kilt, but those suckers are expensive and I have no place to wear one. Oh, sure, out to the bar you say. Do you know how much crap my friends would give me? Metric tons. Not because it's basically a skirt, mind you, but because only pretentious nu-Celts wear a kilt out to the local dive bar in Florida.
*Because the sheep can hear a zipper. -
Gargantua
But hearken, good fellows, the spigot ill betake you, and whirl round your brains, if you do not give ear! This little lecher was always groping his nurses and governesses, upside down, arsiversy, topsyturvy, harri bourriquet, with a Yacco haick, hyck gio! handling them very rudely in jumbling and tumbling them to keep them going; for he had ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
I have a computer that will show youtube and so on now. Wat should I watch that's fairly short? -
(Untitled)
A friend is coming over to hang out, but I wish I had time to rub one out. Damn! -
having heard some new gossip
Oh, man. You show me a trans guy who doesn't fool around with a dude once in a while, I will show you the god damned Easter Bunny, because that guy does not exist. -
(Untitled)
Poll Christopher Meloni -
regular dose
It's feels so great to be back on T. It's been one shot every couple months all year, and now I've got a solid 20 weeks of the stuff in my cabinet. My libido's picking back up, and you know that alone can make the whole world a little more interesting. -
not quite a sword.
I bought a machete today. I realized that I always wanted one as a kid, but I never actually got one as an adult. Saw one at the flea market for $5, bought it.
Now I need somethin to machet. -
a short list but an important one
Things I have:
- a beer
- a boner -
good lord willing and the oil don't come
Is all the tides flow our way, I'll be spending 5 days on a small island near me with 4 of my closest and oldest friends next month. There's no bridge, you have to get there by boat. We've got a small beach cabin to share, and it'll be nothing but wandering the bay, drinking rum, smoking grass, and enjoying not having a shirt to cover chest, scars ( Read more... )