what do you do when your professor gives you $50 to help cover the cost of your textbooks and then no matter what you say refuses to take it back saying, "keep it, i've already forgotten it ( Read more... )

i hate when people are stubborn and stupid. it's bad enough when they're stupid, but when they're stubborn and can't be persuaded from their stupidity.... aaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhj ( Read more... )

avoid artificial crab meat. i discovered this evening that it glows in the dark.

apparently the big debate is over as astronomers from all over the world decide once and for all that henceforth pluto is no longer a planet.

in response to hey_streethawk's post on pugs:

i want an irish wolfhound so bad!

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everyone needs to check out leekspin.com

today = awesome ( Read more... )

how does one go about converting from straight to gay, or from gay to straight? that is the quandry for today.

i had a dream the other night. my sister had a joke that she thought was absolutely hilarious. it went like this: "moo, moo, moo, moo... nuts. moo, moo, moo, moo... nuts. moo, moo, moo, moo...homo sapiens!!!" i couldn't figure out why it was so funny. and then i woke up and thought, what the fuck??

k, so Astérix is comatose again. i give up. it's off the the iPod hospital he goes. i just hope won't be doa.