Man sues local law enforcement for arresting him while drunk...inside of a friend's house!!!

Food for thought about me, your humble narrator ( Read more... )

Wow. I can't believe that worked. I really, actually, got to inform everyone in my circle of friends about the situation - in a timely manner. Now, when I go out tonight to unwind some, I know I won't have to go through all of it again ( Read more... )

I was awoken this morning to hear voices from the kitchen. I guessed that it was my Aunt Susan, and went back to sleep. The phone rang at 730, I ignored it and went back to sleep. It rang again at 830, I ignored it - but woke up. I checked the answering machine. There was a message from the first call ( Read more... )

This was something posted in a very good friend's LJ - lea724 - and I thought that the people who are on my friend's list would appreciate it also.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/opinion/227678_marijuana09.html

Another funny one she listed was www.storewars.org

Eleanor Rigby

Well folks, once again, your humble narrator has taken too long to decide on a course of action, and the window of opportunity has basically closed ( Read more... )

One man's quest: 1,000 bars in a yearRetired computer consultant blogs about his odyssey ( Read more... )

Your Linguistic Profile:

65% General American English
20% Yankee
10% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

My acquantance Carmen dropped me a line the other day. Carmen - for those who don't know - is the hot little Cuban chick that I saw for about a month back in Miami (circa December 2002). She's the one who ended up having a crush on Chris (my roommate) and left me for him. Chris is also the one who two and a half years later stole our buddy Brian ( Read more... )

Alright - let's see how quick I can do this ( Read more... )