[[private, hackable]]

...Now that's more like it. I'd better keep this safe. If those drones go crazy again, this time I'll ready for them.

I don't know whose idea it was to give me back my gun, they're going to regret it. Now then, question is... where am I going to hide this?

Things have been pretty quiet lately. I'm starting to get worried. Last time it got this peaceful was right before the drones went nuts. Be careful, everyone.

[private, difficult to hack but not impossible]

Go to work. Come home. Check on the kids. Talk to Chris and Simmons. Go to sleep. Wake up. Go to work. Come home...

I've settled into a routine. ( Read more... )

[filtered away from the NPCs]

Alright, I think things are back to... normal. What happened last week was completely insane, but I think it was worth it. We learned a few useful things- namely, that this place isn't perfect. I don't think the housing shuffles or the drones going crazy was something they planned.

If they can't keep control over their ( Read more... )

It's... It's over.

Is everyone okay?

...mmm? -hey! What the hell, Simmons, I told you we're not sleeping in the same-

-!!!

[Instantly out of bed and against the wall]

What the hell are YOU doing in here!?

Hey, guys, I hate to be playing into the whole sexist thing here, but I've gotta get out of this creepy house. I went ahead and took a job as a waitress to kill time. It's weird, though. As soon as I showed up for work, the drones were acting like I'd worked there my whole life...

It's not any different from the pictures in the house, so I'm not ( Read more... )

[private, easily hackable, probably pretty obvious to Relm, Kyon, and Simmons]

What... What the hell?

My old S.T.A.R.S. uniform. I haven't worn this thing since the mansion incident. It's a damn sight more comfortable than what I've been wearing here, but...

...No, it doesn't matter. There are a lot of bad memories in this outfit, but some good ones, ( Read more... )

...What.

This is insane.

We were in a suburb last night. Where the hell did this, uh, I don't know, ocean come from!? Did they move us to a new town while we were sleeping, or...

No. The house is still the same. They didn't move us, they moved the neighborhood... Beer faucets I could take, but this- this is impossible. I can't-

...Am I wearing a bikini

[private, hackable]

...Mutants, giant blue dogs, drawings that come to life. Ghosts, impossible inventions...

...

They're not crazy. I have to believe that. They're all like me. But none of them have even heard of Umbrella. How is that possible?

I guess if this place can exist then the idea's not so weird, but... is it true? Are we all from different ( Read more... )

This isn't funny anymore, Mayfield. Look, St. Patrick's Day means drinking, I get it. But giving us nothing to drink but alcohol is going too far. There are kids here, they shouldn't be drinking at all!

...ow. And I guess I shouldn't be yelling when my head feels like it's about to burst. I don't know if we can get any more aspirin if it runs out, ( Read more... )