so i went to church today for the second weekend in a row. no, no... dont faint! no, i didnt burst into flames, nor did the foundation crumble as i stepped into the building. actually, it has been a very enlightening experience over the past 2 weeks. todays sermon was a lot more interesting than last weeks, but i shall endeavor to get the ( Read more... )

while hard at work the other night, i came across a startling discovery that just baffled me. i had known for awhile that its supposedly kinky to have ladies to step on a man's balls with stiletto heels. well, there was a nice gentleman who was being seen for having ruptured a testicle doing just that. when asked by the attending md why he had ( Read more... )

so here i am after so long, i barely can contain myself. as i sit here, i have so much to say, and yet no idea of how to even put words to it. sad, isnt it? especially when what i want to say already is words... what kind of a schmuck am i? i honestly thought that i had lost my creative juices for the longest time, and yet... here i sit waiting ( Read more... )

so i decided last night to shave my balls. now, i have never even given this any thought, but i was REALLY bored and got razor happy. not the suicidal razor happy, but the i want to do something stupid happy. have you ever gotten in the shower and started to shave your face or legs or whatever, and thought about shaving/trimming your public hair ( Read more... )

so, lets talk about shit. no, i mean shit. fecal matter, poo, poop, manure, crap, ka-ka, dooky, feces, excretion, etc... you name it, its been heard. but what makes me want to talk about shit, you may ask? honestly, who the hell knows? i dont know what makes me think about stupid things, but its fun. but enough of that, lets talk about shit ( Read more... )

lets talk about masturbation. hmmm... where to begin ( Read more... )

hello all... ive got a new job at presbyterian hospital and im enjoying it a great deal. its going to be hard, but im going to enjoy it ( Read more... )

wow.. its been awhile since i last posted something, hell, i almost forgot about this. a lot has gone on since my last posting. i finished my first year of college... and i did wonderful... 3 F's. now, isnt that something to be proud of? im still working at my sweatshop known as food lion. but what is bothering me tonight is something that i ( Read more... )

so ive been even more busy with school work, as studying to be a doctor is really difficult. but im not going to discuss that, id rather talk about this war and all the shit around it ( Read more... )

well i have been mega-busy with a lot of shit in my life as of recent. i have so much on my mind that it aint even funny, and all&all, i forgot to rant about the worst fucking day in the year. and i think that we all know what day that is, dont we? well, if you dont know, then you got issues. and no it aint christmas, although that would be ( Read more... )