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Joan's Annotated Masterlist
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Merlin Merlin RPF Harry Potter Harry/Draco Other Pairings / Gen Firefly The Eagle of the Ninth PodFic~~~
Merlin
Fern Frost [Merlin: Merlin/Arthur - PG - 165]
Summery: Arthur is grumpy. Merlin knows what to do.
Warnings: none
Author's comment: Written for
ella_bane.
The Marrow of Life [Gwaine, Gwaine/Merlin (hints) - G - 1.7k] (
@AO3)
Summery: Gwaine had longed for solitude when he had made his way here. Solitude and silence. But nobody is ever truly alone. There's always something. Or nothing. Which, as many will certify, is even more unsettling.
Warnings: none
Author's comment: This was
my entry for the 2011
merlin_muses fest.
rough scars [Gwen/Lancelot (if you squint) - G - poem]
Summary: rough scars on my heart take more than time...
Warnings: none
Author's comment: written for
springinstep's prompt: the rough scars on your fingers against mine.
Behind the Periodicals Section [Merlin/Gwaine - R - 1000]
Summary: Libraries are not generally a good place to pick up guys. Except when they are.
Warnings: modern!AU
Author's comment: Written for
marguerite_26's prompt: "Merlin/Gwaine - in the library" at
wldcatsprstr_14's
Merlin Frottage Fest.
thread [Merlin/Arthur - G - 200]
Summary: there's a loose thread on arthur's jacket
Warnings: none
Author's comment: a tiny little prose poem spelling out Merlin's sub-text in
this gif here.
Not For You [Morgause/Merlin - R - 900]
Summary: Morgause found him like she'd left him; bound, on his knees in the middle of the clearing.
Warnings: bondage, non-con (depending on your own definition it might still be dub-con)
Author's comment: Written for
marguerite_26's
one plot, many pairings 2, it's also my entry for
riventhorn's
Bondage and Slavery Fic Fest.
trrrnch (smile, smile, smile) [Arthur/Merlin - PG - 2200]
Summery: And then was now and now was then, and all the ages were but one, and the pain that tore his heart to pieces ripped from his soul Magic.
Warnings: WWI battlefield, reincarnation, highlight to read spoilery warning for the faint of heart: *At one point it appears as if a main character dies. But it all turns out well in the end! *swears**
Author's comment: This was
my entry for the
merlin_muses fest. For those interested: there's an accompanying post in which I list all
my resources.
Ivy Vines [Merlin/Morgana - R - 600]
Summery: "Please," she whispered and shifted against the ivy vines that bound her. Her feet slipped on the ground in a futile attempt to keep some kind of dignity, clad only in her wispy nightgown. "Merlin, please!"
Warnings: light bondage and Ds, fingering, frotting, breath play, PWP
Author's comment:
filmatleven and I
had a squee-fest over the reasons why Merlin is awesome. This somehow resulted in - *gasp* - me writing R rated het! :O Also, there is no plot. I blame hormones (and Colin Morgan).
Merlin RPF
Irresistible [Bradley/Colin - PG - ~160]
Summery: Stetsons are cool.
Warnings: RPS
Author's comment: written for
chaosmaka's prompt "B/C holidays in Cali".
Vegetarian Hot Dog [Bradley/Colin - PG - ~100]
Summery: Bradley James knows how to adapt his seduction plans to unforeseen complications.
Warnings: RPS
Author's comment: A while ago
cleo_jay,
accioscar and I had a fit of giggles conversation about Bradley "having Colin's vegetarian hot dog". (Yes, we're that immature. Your point being?) Yesterdays free hot dog vgifts sparked my inspiration and I finally wrote this drabble. *g*
The lovely
fire_juggler recorded a podfic version of this fic. You can download it
here (podfic #18).
In your face, Beeb! [Bradley/Colin - PG - 300]
Summery: He waited until the lights went out, then he immediately moved his hand into Colin's and enjoyed feeling like a little bit of a rebel.
Warnings: RPS
Author's comment: Written because
accioscar reacted with
this tweet to the news of Bradley and Colin having been on a date
to the cinema again.
What's In a Name, or Why Bradley James Is Not a Dork [Bradley - G - 1k]
Summery: It just wasn't fair. Anybody should be able to see, at first glance, that if Bradley was reborn into Sunnydale he'd be none other than Angel.
Warnings: RPF
Author's comment: My brother and I were discussing with which BtVS character Bradley'd most likely identify. I immediately thought of Xander, but then I remembered that Bradley himself had already
given us a hint in the video diaries as to who he'd like to be in Sunnydale.
Rehearsing Life [Bradley/Colin - PG - 900]
Summery: And sure enough here it was again. Colin's stomach did this thing that felt like racing down the what's-it-called in Park Asterix. Half panic, half joy. Then Bradley's hand was gone and Bradley himself was smiling with an innocence that was nothing but unnerving.
Warnings: RPS
Author's comment: Written for
jtsbbsps_dk's 19th birthday. :)
Harry Potter
Harry/Draco
Silent Night [HP: Harry/Draco - PG - 400]
Summary: Draco yawned, settled deeper into his comfy chair and took another sip of Ogden's.
Warnings: none
Author's comment: Written for
dysonrules.
Temptation [HP: Harry/Draco - PG13 - 800]
Summary: No medium drip slurping hipsters in these parts. Here he was safe. Or so he thought.
Warnings: none
Author's comment: Written for
lkaet.
Scraps of Paper [H/D - G - 300]
Summary: A tiny portion of 8th year told through the notes that pass from one to the other.
Warnings: none (no spoilers)
Author's comment: Written for
jtsbbsps_dk's prompt "Handholding in the Great Hall".
Why Is Parchment Like a Boomerang? [H/D - PG - 3.1k]
Summary: Harry Potter / Alice in Wonderland X-Over. | That's when Harry knows that this isn't going to go like he wants it to, not like it always goes. This is different. Somehow more real than his daydreams usually are. A bit more like living.
Warnings: none (spoilers for DH)
Author's comment:
My entry to the
hd_fan_fair.
Friendly Fire [H/D - PG-13 - 1.6k]
Summary: In which Draco is pyrophobic, Harry is tired of his celebrity status, and doing homework together for Theoretics of Advanced Spell Methodology leads to all sorts of messy new insights.
Warnings: none (spoilers for DH)
Author's comment: written for
nursedarry's prompt at the 2010
hd_smoochfest.
Asking Him Out [H/D - PG - 800]
Summary: Harry's Gryffindor daring had always deserted him in the love department. Even back in his schooldays, when hormones were running high and it really should have been easy to turn off his brain, he could barely talk around the people he'd a crush on. But now it was simply ridiculous.
Warnings: none (no spoilers)
Author's comment: written for
cassie_black12's prompt: snowman.
Sempiternus [H/D - R - 400]
Summary: This whole evening was a dance born out of his need for redemption; its choreography had been perfected by countless repetitions.
Warnings: blindfolding, abuse of vintage wines and abominable treatment of loam floors (no spoilers really, but it only makes sense, if you've read HBP)
Author's comment: written for
vaysh11's prompt: grown up H/D, vintage wine.
Wednesdays [H/D (implied), Abus Severus/Scorpius (friendship) - G - 400]
Summary: Wednesdays were Albus' favourite days, because unlike on weekends on Wednesdays he didn't have to share his dad with Lily and James.
Warnings: dinosaurs (*g*) (spoilers for DH's epilogue)
Author's comment: written for
bryoneybrynn's prompt: H/D or A/S, winterscarves.
This fic has been translated into Spanish by
krispysly, you can read the translation here
Miércoles (LJ) or here
Miércoles (ffnet).
Sleepwalking [H/D - NC-17 - 1.3k]
Summery: When Wizards sleepwalk there's no telling where they'll show up.
Warnings: wanking. (no spoilers)
Author's comment: Written for
speedpr0nz. Look at that. My first really smutty fic!
Along The River [H/D - R - 2.5k]
Summery: Draco had become a decent kayak freestyler, if he said so himself, and Harry was fairly successful as a raft guide. Who'd have thought that Muggles could come up with such an entertaining sport? And that Draco would like it?
Warnings: EWE, established realtionship. (spoilers for DH)
Author's comment: Written for
hd_career_fair. Since I failed to come up with a real plot I went for creating an atmosphere instead. There's humour too.
Forgotten Poison [H/D - PG-13 - 5k]
Summery: Forensic Wizard Malfoy and Auror Potter find more than just memories when they return to Hogwarts to give a Career Day speech.
Warnings: EWE, two minor original characters. (spoilers for DH)
Author's comment: Written for the
hd_smoochfest. Keeping in the theme of the fest, this is of course fluffy. But there's a mystery sub-plot as well.
Alpha Draconis [H/D - PG-13 - 410]
Summery: If Draco had paid more attention back in astronomy-classes he might have seen this coming. Featuring: cranky!Draco, not-that-obviously-romantic!Harry & Astronomy.
Warnings: fluffy, fluffy fluff. (no spoilers)
Author's comment: This is just a silly little idea I had, when I was stargazing. *g*
LipStuck [H/D - (smutty?) PG-13 - 500]
Summery: Draco finds something under Harry's Quidditch mags and can't resist the shiny.
Warnings: sillyness. (no spoilers)
Author's comment:
faithwood posted
this picture of "Harry and Draco" (NSW!) and asked if it didn't inspire us to write drabbles. Well, it inspired me. ;)
Inside Knowledge [implied H/D - G - 100]
Summery: Watching home movies at the Burrow.
Warnings: none. (no spoilers)
Author's comment: Follow up drabble for
faithwood's
Harry Potter: The Cruel Bastard. It only makes sense if you've read faith's fic first.
Other Pairings / Gen
Decisions are Boring, Kissing is Awesome! [Harry/Ginny/Draco - PG13 - 600]
Summery: Three diaries. One story.
Warnings: none.
Author's comment: Written for
faithwood.
Happy Hanukkah! [Albus Severus/Scorpius - PG - 400]
Summery: Scorpius has to spend his favourite Holiday at school.
Warnings: none.
Author's comment: Written for
nursedarry.
Black [Harry Potter / Firefly crossover - Draco Malfoy / Malcolm Reynolds (implied pre-slash) - PG - 1.7k]
Summery: "This is Draco," she says. "This part of the sky is yours. No one can ever take it from you."
Warnings: none. (spoilers up to DH)
Author's comment: Written for the
beatnikspinster's prompt: Harry Potter x-over Firefly, Pairing: Mal, Malfoy, Prompt: Wormhole to Earth?!
... and counting [Severus, Neville - G - ~500]
Summery: Two men - one losing and one gaining confidence.
Warnings: none. (spoilers up to DH)
Author's comment: Written for
lordhellebore's prompt: Neville, Snape, confidence.
Honey Gold [Luna, Rolf - G - ~400]
Summery: When Luna had been little her mum had told her that the first dream in a new home would always come true.
Warnings: none. (no spoilers)
Author's comment: I can't seem to write about Luna without including her dreams. ^_^ Written for the
hp_uk_meetup 2010 goody bags. Recepient:
utteramusement.
Close Shave [Remus - G - 158]
Summery: Remus observes a private ritual.
Warnings: none. (spoilers for PoA)
Author's comment: What can I say? I suppose I have a thing for rituals. And possibly for razors. Written for the
hp_uk_meetup 2010 goody bags. Recepient:
lazy_neutrino.
Wednesdays [H/D (implied), Abus Severus/Scorpius (friendship) - G - 400]
Summary: Wednesdays were Albus' favourite days, because unlike on weekends on Wednesdays he didn't have to share his dad with Lily and James.
Warnings: dinosaurs (*g*) (spoilers for DH's epilogue)
Author's comment: written for
bryoneybrynn's prompt: H/D or A/S, winterscarves.
This fic has been translated into Spanish by
krispysly, you can read the translation here
Miércoles (LJ) or here
Miércoles (ffnet).
Wild Thing [Remus/Tonks - G - 400]
Summery: Remus worries, but then he finds an old children's book and his mood begins to brighten.
Warnings: none. (minor spoilers for DH regarding Remus and Tonks)
Author's comment: Written for the
hp_uk_meetup goody-bags. I usually neither read nor write this pairing, but after watching trailers for Where The Wild Things Are I had to write this ficlet.
Ink-stained [young!Severus/Hermione, Severus - PG - 4.4k]
Summery: For Hermione it happened 5 minutes ago, but for Severus almost two decades have passed.
Warnings: Time Turner fic. (spoilers for PoA)
Author's comment: My first "longer" fic. Written for
dosomethinscary. This is set during PoA and should be canon complient.
10word fiction meme [various - G to R - 13x10]
Summery: Um. No. Those are insanely short anyway. ;)
Warnings: none. (well, one has a spoiler for HBP)
Author's comment: a collection of 13 micro-fics (just 10 words each). Various pairings and genres, plus a x-over with BtVS.
Wrapped in Velvet [Luna/Snape - PG-13 - 200]
Summery: Luna has something to add to her dream-diary.
Warnings: none. (no spoilers)
Author's comment: My main goal was to create an atmosphere of sleepiness and a surreal dream world.
Firefly
Black [Harry Potter / Firefly crossover - Draco Malfoy / Malcolm Reynolds (implied pre-slash) - PG - 1.7k]
Summery: "This is Draco," she says. "This part of the sky is yours. No one can ever take it from you."
Warnings: none. (spoilers up to DH)
Author's comment: Written for
beatnikspinster's prompt: Harry Potter x-over Firefly, Pairing: Mal, Malfoy, Prompt: Wormhole to Earth?!
The Eagle of the Ninth
Saturnalia [Marcus/Esca - PG - 122]
Summery: Drabble based on vague half knowledge about the reversal of social roles and other customs during Saturnalia.
Warnings: none
Author's comment: Written for
winterstorrm at
glomp_fest's
mini holiday round.
PodFic
A Winter Wish by
vaysh11 [Harry/Draco - R - ~20 min]
Summery: A sixth-year AU in drabbles, where Harry and Draco have a secret affair and Draco must hide in London.
Warnings: none
Author's comment: Recorded for
hp_podfic_fest.
More podfics can be found at my
podfic blog.
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