Will wonders never cease?

[joancrawford]

IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, THEN YOU CAN GO DROWN IN A BUCKET OF BLEACH! I AM THE GODDAMN QUEEN OF HOLLYWOOD!!! I HAVE A RIGHT TO MY OPINION!!!
WHY CAN'T YOU TRY TO UNDERSTAND A WOMAN???!!!!

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[anonymous]

hail the queen of hollywood!!!!

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[joancrawford]

HALLELUJA!!!

[violetsnjazz]

my dearest joan,

i have inspected the journal of this hussy cobalt blue. i have decided that she has seen Xanadu one too many times - for her hair is strange and blows up into the air. she should take a lesson from a real woman like yourself and learn how to present herself!!! i bet she even uses wire coat hangers!!! can't you just picture it?! all of her church going clothes hung up sloppily on wire hangers?!

doesn't she realize who she's dealing with?! you are the QUEEN OF HOLLYWOOD!!! storm that castle just like you stormed the world with your beauty and grace!!!

[tinacrawford]

She's not the queen of Hollywood, she's da' baddest bitch of Hollywood!!!!!

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[joancrawford]

AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!

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[joancrawford]

Why thank you, Miss Jupiter, Your words resound through my breast like a kiss from god above.
*begins to stroke her breasts*
AND THAT WHORE, tallulahbankrupt OR, SHOULD I SAY.... TALLULAH BANKHEAD!!!!!

SHE THINKS SHE CAN HIDE FROM ME, I KNOW SHE WAS THE FORMER QUEEN OF THE SILENT MOVIE BUSINESS, BUT IT TAKES REAL SKILL TO ACT AND SPEAK AT THE SAME TIME! I'M ON TO YOUR GAME, BANKHEAD! DON'T THINK YOU CAN COME BACK FOR MORE, I CURRENTLY SIT UPON THE THRONE OF HOLLYWOOD ROYALTY, I RULE ALL!!!
Thanks again for your support, and YES, her hair IS hideous!
Love, J.C.

ME AM BORGO.

[borgo]

CLOBBER YU.
URP.

Re: ME AM BORGO.

[ex_balls]

FUCK YOU CUNT!

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[joancrawford]

GOD DAMN!! YOU ARE ONE UGLY BITCH!!!!

[ex_balls]

SUCK ME, DUMB BITCH!

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[joancrawford]

YOU'RE SMALLER THAN GREG SAVIT!!!! HAHAHAHAA! MY SON, CHRISTOPHER'S BALLS ARE BIGGER, AND HE'S SEVEN!!!! HAHAHAAAA! I WOULDN'T PUT THAT TINY THING ANYWHERE NEAR MY FACE!!! GO ASK mad_cow, or talulahbankrupt, I'M SURE THEY'LL SUCK YOU SILLY!!!

[anonymous]

I've seen you on old movies! My mom used to be a fan I think!

Are you real or fake? The internets deceving.

:oD

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[joancrawford]

I'm the real thing, baby! THERE AIN'T NOTHIN FAKE IN THIS PRISTINE BODY! MY TITS ARE STILL AS PERKY AS THEY WERE WHEN I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A GENTRY LAD DOWN SOUTH!!!
Love, J.C.