WHERES MY MOMMY?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!

My Mommie once said about Bette Davis...

"Take away the pop eyes, the cigarette, and those funny clipped words, and what have you got? She's phony, but I guess the public likes that."

THATS ONLY BECAUSE YOUR A JEALOUS BITCH AND FOUND BETTE SUCKING YOUR HUSBAND FRANCHOT'S DICK IN YOUR OWN MOVIE TRAILER!
hehe and they looked at you, and went about ( Read more... )

Why does a watermelon taste like sweet & low? It doesn't even taste like real sugar is in it... and it's got all this red juice when I push on it. (Kinda like kaputla's pussy)

Mommie says it's good for me and that the doctor says I need my vitamins. I already took my vitamins today, though.. PEEEEIILLZ!

Where the fuck has mad_cow and nursewantke been? I miss those ( Read more... )

Whoa, Okay.

My mommie dearest has always tested my gag reflexes at times, but this one takes the cake! I come home to find her sprawled out across the bed just jabbing her tounge in and out of Christopher's cherrychopper!

Some things never change.

Whoa, okay. I'm going to go practice this tounge out, I am expecting bluesif later on for a rendevous ( Read more... )

jazzyjupiter.... YOU WHORE BITCH CUNTSLAP! IM GUNNA CHEW OFF THE LINING OF YOUR VAGINA AND WASH IT DOWN WITH YOUR UTERUS WITH A SIDE OF YOUR CAMEL TOE!

I've taken notice that mad_cow has surfaced from her months-on-end hemeroid raid. vile, shitstained hoe. She puts all DOGFART SKANKS
to shame. I'm going to pound her ass with my double dong, and if not, I'm gunna CHEW THOSE BLOWN OFF CUNT FLAPS OFF!

Yes... the rumors are true.. joancrawford was injured by an accident involving DOGFART SKANKS
but she'll be back ( Read more... )

On February 3rd, kaputla says ( Read more... )

I shall be out of this destitute excuse for a mental home soon... *sigh* thanks to my insatiable mother, my charming good looks, and my broodling tounge that can flicker at 75MPH, I am on good behavior. The nuns are treating me well, I mean, I dont get awaken at 2 in the morning anymore for having a MOTHER FUCKING
wire hanger in my closet, but I ( Read more... )

I'm so grateful to you all...
my RINSO-full fans, that have made me a...star.
Oh yes! It was LUX-ing.. I'm so grateful to you all.. my wonderful fans that have made me a star..
mad_cow is dead, and I have killed that fat hairy man-beast brooke-shields look a like wanna be but cant be!

Mother just licked my crotch... She's been raping me the past month or so, and locking me in the cellar behind a wall... Carolanne doesn't know where I am. No one does. Theres a citywide man hunt for me, but all I have is my computer, some dirty water, and my sanity... and that is wearing thin... UNDERSTAND... THE FIRST WORD--Ah, forget it... ***