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My search for a 3/4 man tent for the meteor camping trip in fact yielded a 7-man monstrosity tall enough to stand up in.
"50 quid? That's, like, £7 a man; bargain!" was my first thought, when it should have been "but i am only one man!", or "15 kilos? fuck that."
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y'know what's ideal in 35 degree heat? ...a broken washing machine and a burst water main.
no, wait...that's drinking in the park...drinking in the park is ideal in 35 degree heat.
not a broken washing machine and burst water main.
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ah, now i remember...that's why i moved to london.
miss_soap's birthday karaoke has, without a trace of hyperbole, been unanimously declared "best thing in recent history".
knifton and I did strange, new things to Total Eclipse of the heart; our glory and shame can be watched on youtube here.
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blu's lessons by example: #4 - Inadvertent workplace anti-semitism
Be very, very careful with your enunciation when yelling "Quiet, you!" at a punter wearing a kippah.
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five hours drinking aboard the boat, fine as wine, and the moment i set foot back on dry land i get seasick.
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There is a hair in my foot.
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So sunrise is at 4am these days? Fuck off am i standing for that.
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blu: now available in white.
White linen suits are back.
well this one is, anyway.
