Hi. I'm joiless. And what you are about to read - or, if you prefer (I know I do), not read - is a livejournal entry.

( let me get this off my... )

Before anyone asks how I feel about the latest election, let me sum up:

We hold that all individuals have the right to exercise sole dominion over their own lives, and have the right to live in whatever manner they choose, so long as they do not forcibly interfere with the equal right of others to live in whatever manner they choose. TANSTAAFL ( Read more... )

I'm not dead.

In other news, for those of you who are (obviously) not following the villainous diatribes of my sinister alter-ego "The Smile," it's possible you haven't seen this yet and that's a crime. This may be the best political video of all time.

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That's about it. I'll make a real update... someday!

Forget You Ever Saw Me,
given how ( Read more... )

My sister gave birth to my niece yesterday. Her name is, if I am not mistaken, Kameron. Yes, with a K. No, I am not sure. No, I am not happy that her name is spelled that way. I think it was a large healthy child. Um. I'll post more when I know things.

Forget You Ever Saw Me,
with a k.

The phrase "make your ass clap" is a terrible, terrible one and I am afraid to imagine what it actually entails. Rap lyrics are going to be the death of me because I instinctively try to comprehend them which is a dumbmunch move ( Read more... )

Hi there. I'm joiless. THEEZ MAH BLAWG.

( So how was band camp? )

The open rebellion of my immune system continues. Today the forum used to express displeasure with the host body's tyranny was a little something we might call "bathroom shenanigans" for lack of a less visual, horrific term ( Read more... )

This is, in fact, the best commercial ever. I keep wandering around the house singing the little refrain. Every once in a while, it's the Discovery channel that reminds me that while I do loathe people, I sometimes love humanity and I certainly love this big blue dirtball of ours ( Read more... )

I have arrived back in Ohio with amdayen. Today we're wandering over to Twin Creeks to holler at the apartment trolls or something, I don't know. We'll do things and stuff and whatever, hey, we're here. The road trip was fairly epic. Texas and Missouri were, as usual, made of sedimentary layers of fail and lose. Best Western is run by sons-of-bitches ( Read more... )

Not much to say other than that I freaking hate April Fool's Day so much that my face hurts, and that this movie is pretty rad:

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Enjoy that.

Forget You Ever Saw Me,
ixnay noday el ickray olldray!