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Debating Deadly Diatribes Describing Decadent Dolorous Disasters
Pretty sure I am going to see a doctor tomorrow. Twenty minutes into what would eventually be revealed as a two hour nasal menstruation marathon, the actual conclusion of which I am not actually convinced has yet occurred (it feels like blood is still trickling down my throat) I finally broke down and asked to be taken to the poor people clinic ( Read more... ) -
Beautifully Bleeding Body Beats
Hello, dear readers. It's joiless. Normally I'd throw some kind of snappy half-heckle half-hawking how-do-you-do at ya, like some kind of low rent internet talk show host.
However, I am bleeding out of my goddamn nose again and it makes me feel a little sluggish. Today the bleeding was much more abrupt, rather enthusiastic (ever see a spurting ( Read more... ) -
Still Sequestered Somewhere Silent: Sanguine Sequel
I think I have officially lost more blood this month than in the the previous 3 years in sum. I have also experienced seeing more of my blood congealed in the last month than I have in my entire life.
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Still Sequestered Somewhere Silent
Ian Newstead: "Ask Fai Dan... ask him about... ARRRRRRRRRRRGH ( Read more... ) -
Exasperatedly Expectorating Exuberant Exsanguination
Enjoy my terrifying knack for semi-topical alliteration. (Or is that consonance? Assonance? ... ass... o... nance - the technical term for the way certain bands resonate at the exact same pitch as flatulence. See "The Smiths" for more ( Read more... ) -
Desalinating Destinies Done Deathly Dry
Hello, my pretty neighbors. It's joiless, your loving oppressor, affectionate raconteur and devoted misanthrope. Curb your excitement for a moment or two. It's unseemly ( Read more... ) -
Talking Ten Tall Tales Told
Seventy-four thousand, ninety-three (74,093) is a special number. Why is 74093 so special? Well, it is the number of words in chapters one through thirteen of my elegant form of self-torture novel, Heart of Io. (Chapter 13 isn't quite finished yet but I'm getting there.) Writing a novel is slow and painful, just as anybody trying to write their ( Read more... ) -
Haunted Hobbled Horses Having Happened
Okay so it took a little while for the numbness to wear off, but here we go again - the martial arts opus, GYMKATA.
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Getting Gangrene Goo Gone
Here comes Johnny Yen again ( Read more... ) -
Rapaciously Reaping Red Riotous Rage
I'm back like I forgot somethin', I'm somethin', rick rollin' rage runnin' miles like I got a... never mind.
Hey there, livejournal. I'm not dead. I'm not retired. I was just... elsewhere. Miss me? Of course you did. I can dodge bullets and cancer like Neo in a wind tunnel.
So what's bothering me today?
( You got a minute? )