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[joinedupwriter]

You know, I am appalled with the students in this school. Kissing booths?! You mean your personal lives are so empty and your self-confidence is so lacking you have to pay to be kissed? Merlin, if you had come to me, I'd have kissed you for free.

Well, maybe not the male students. Or the ghosts. Then, you'd have to pay.Hm, you know, that's not a

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[pink_parvati]

It was for charity, actually. And I don't need to pay people or be paid to get kissed.

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Where did you get that scarf?

[joinedupwriter]

My dear girl, you should be paid to be seen, not to kiss or get kissed. With your looks, you should take full advantage of it.

I... found it?

[pink_parvati]

Stop trying to distract me through flattery. I'm not as narcissistic as some other people think I am, and at your age telling girls of my age that they're pretty is a little creepy.

Where did you find it?

[joinedupwriter]

You are of age - or at least you look like it - so there's nothing creepy about it, as far as I know.

As for the scarf, it doesn't really matter, does it? It was, erm, lost, and I decided to put it into a good use.

[terryrific]

It was for charity.

[joinedupwriter]

So is my offer, dear boy. So is my offer.

[terryrific]

Somehow I doubt that.

[so_vane]

Ewww.

[joinedupwriter]

I know. Paying to get kissed... disgusting, even when it's for noble purposes.

[so_vane]

I don't think you get it. I'm saying ewww to you. Washed up. Yes, it probably is, sir.

[sweet_su]

Oh, I'll kiss you.

[pink_parvati]

Su! You could do much better than him!

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[sweet_su]

I'm just messing up with his mind. The more you flatter him, the more ridiculous he gets.

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[pink_parvati]

Ah. For a moment I was worried you were going Gilderoy.

I don't have enough restraint for teasing myself, I'm afraid.

[no_losers_lurgy]

I think I speak for all the male students in the school when I say that I don't want to kiss you either. Except perhaps Malfoy.

[joinedupwriter]

You want to kiss Mr. Malfoy?

Now I know you're a lost cause.

[no_losers_lurgy]

No! I meant that perhaps he might want to kiss you, you thick twat. The grammatical construction of my sentence should have made that clear.