Mystery Showcase

[jojofries]

Here is a little taste of the mystery story I've been working up:

Murder on the Menu

by J. Fries

It was a hot night and the air was thick and heavy, it seemed almost liquid. As I walked the atmosphere seemed to stick to me and weigh me down, like walking through a city-sized sauna

Comments

Fats

[whitefire]

I am looking forward to the further serialized adventures of your obese PI.

Re: Fats

[jojofries]

Me too! I'm hoping to option the story into a movie and an amusement park ride.

-J. Fries

[sacagawea]

that's strange...i've never had the urge to grab breasts after eating 7 ounces of mescaline, maybe those were very special breasts or maybe the incredibly large man couldn't control himself because he is so fat some of the lard actually seeped up into his incredibly large cranium. those fat people...no self control!!!

Re:

[jojofries]

You're a woman. When women take mescaline they want to grab penises instead of breasts.

-J. Fries

Murder by numbers, it's as easy to learn as your a, b, a, b, c

[anonymous]

Fuck movies and amusement park rides. You should option this into a painting. I suggest Bob Ross.

-Dave OConnell

Re: Murder by numbers, it's as easy to learn as your a, b, a, b, c

[jojofries]

That might just be crazy enough to fail! I'll do it! Maybe I'll have it optioned into a designer pastry as well.

-J. Fries

[anonymous]

I wish bob ross were alive to capture the image of me enjoying a smooth tasting cola whilst giggling at that fine tale.

Re:

[jojofries]

We all achingly feel the loss of Mr. Ross, but I think that wherever he is buried, there his happy little corpse is happily decomposing.

-J. Fries

[elhoserboy]

Excellent work, JoJo! Autobiographical?

Re:

[jojofries]

Sadly, no. I am somehow losing lots of weight without trying right now. I think it is because everyone I know went on the Atkins diet. I took up the slack by eating excess bread and pasta and now I lost about 12-15 pounds. I blame science.

-J. Fries